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Nope, that's true. The increased wages part, I have no idea if he has accepted that offer from Forfar or not. I suppose we will find out rather soon.

He did indeed, let's also remember he literally punched a taxi - not the brightest boy!

Selling two tickets, face value, for tomorrow night if anyone is interested.

Stenhousemuir are one of the worst teams I have ever watched play a game of competitive football...and I've watched the Dumbarton team of season 1995/1996 play! I mentioned in the East Stirling cup thread that Jim had a chance to impose a proper reaction on the team after capitulating to Morton so easily in the game at EEP - he failed! Bottled it again against an abhorrent Peterhead team, simply not good enough over the last few weeks. The standard of the league is laughable yet we are only one point off the top spot and have been consistently awful for a number of weeks now. The likes of QOTS sauntered their way to the league title when they were at this level, most probably on far less resources!

The bit I most enjoyed about his goal against Peterhead, apart from the fact it led to one of their centre halfs having a complete meltdown towards him, was that it was played straight through the middle of their seven man defence. It was Byrne's last telling contribution to a game, until the game against East Stirling, before becoming anonymous again. The run was excellent, the finish as well and the pass was played to perfection. More of the same on a consistent basis and we could have an excellent midfielder and nippy striker in the first team. Good to hear Thomas is bulking up as well, he looks thinner than Chris McGroarty when he first burst onto the scene.

What do you mean only one shag? That's a 50% Tinder Turnover so far! All Joga managed to get was a pipe in his mouth and a disappointing ending!

I'm sure we've all made a complete c**t of ourselves at some point, firing him would have been extreme. I'm happy enough with how it was handled by the club.

We've signed John Carew?

No it would be a loan for back-up however we already have four centre halfs, 2 right backs and an abundance of midfielders so I highly doubt we will sign someone like McAusland unless he manages to greatly impress in training.

Looks like we have Kyle McAusland and an un-named left sided centre half on trial.

Bonaventure Kalou - what a performance!

I'm pretty sure I've met Da Baracus in real life so I concur with the above assessments.

What this man said!

Stadium Document: http://www.dafc.co.uk/staticFiles/2/bf/0,,10288~179970,00.pdf

Rent is 40k per year I believe. There is a detailed document somewhere online that describes the situation with the stadium, I'll see if I can dig it out.

They should just ignore it and continue to work on the good foundations they have laid out so far, no point responding to tear-strained rants. Also I completely disagree with Pars Fan above regarding the plastic pitch. It will make us money in the long term, we should be aiming to expand and build on every revenue stream possible.

Judging by the photo it isn't Mackay unless he has shrunk considerably in body mass.

Scully or Mackay? I believe the Scully deal is all but sealed so would prefer it to be Mackay. The wide player should be signed up by this week as well - hopefully Andy Stirling.

Is your local area where the Subway is situated densely populated with Muslim's? If it isn't then they will probably still sell Ham and Bacon because there isn't a 'strong demand' to remove it. I use the term 'strong demand' lightly, it was a genius bit of wording by the Daily Mail to spark a response and judging by the uproar around the internet it worked.

Alloa. My ideal league for next season is Dunfermline, Cowdenbeath, Raith, Falkirk, Hibs, Hearts, Rangers, Dundee, Livingston and Dumbarton.

No that's against the rules. DAFC pride themselves on playing within the rules at all times!

He's literally red carding anybody who has heard the rumour and then comes on and mentions his name no context, no explanation just -

"Posts getting removed that may be damaging to the club And some folk not taking the hint" What's damaging the club?

Complete censorship on .net now, no form of discussion regarding the situation will take place on the forums it would appear. It would be a fantastic signing, I'm assuming I can say that without lawyers hounding me?

If the Courier run the story there isn't an awful lot we can do about it. If we sign Hemmings and make it to the play-off final with Cowden then there would obviously be a conflict of interest there, they couldn't possibly play him given the circumstances.