Disco Duck

37p going twice...

51:51 in the Monikie 10k. Had been hoping to get closer to 50 mins but by god was it windy, and very exposed. Still a PB (by all of 14 seconds!)

37p 37p going once...

I am bid 37p for Lee McCulloch. Come on ladies and gentlemen, we can do better than that. This prime example of a combative Scottish player is versatile enough to displace a proper footballer anywhere on the pitch. Known for being shite in every position, he would grace any collection of ice hockey players. 37p 37p I have 37p 37p 37p 37p...

Awwww but I don't want it. It's worth less than the leftover pizza sitting in front of me. Scarily, that's true. Right, I am auctioning the players. First up, how much am I bid for Lee McCulloch?

1,000! I would just like to take this opportunity to thank god, my mother and all the fans of RangersMedia for their contribution. And finally f**k The Old Firm

Nearly 25,000 posts too.

Everyone's hanging back, waiting for the 1000th page. Whatever comes of Rangers plight, this thread has proved one thing - everyone thinks theyre c***s.

More than Mark Stewart

Chants for when Rangers die and come back as newco please. I'll start with the obvious but very satisfying: "You're Not Rangers Anymore" to the tune of Bread of Heaven. "You Were The People" - too subtle?

Click on the number of posts made on the thread on the SPL board

And KITT?

Just noticed Pozbaird has posted 605 times on this thread.

Monikie 10k on Sunday, looking like it might be a wet one.

A deliberate mistake or a Freudian slip?

I had "Highland Lentil", whatever that is. Lentil plus rainwater and some dead midges I think.

ah, so THAT'S what you meant when you said you and Yoda were going to spit-roast VT. I thought you meant something else entirely.

Every time I go to Dingwall I imagine I can hear Edward Woodward shouting "In the name of Christ, no!" as he's dragged to a burning wickerman. At least, I think I'm imagining it...

I see Scobbie and Arfield have donated. Good lads.

f**k right off

Just noticed your sig. Damning.

GiGi youre not coming out of this well

ooh sir sir VT did an epic fail sir

So is this the day Morton hold a victory parade through the streets of Greenock (having carefully removed the hubcaps from the bus first), allowing the "good people" of the Clyde Riviera to bask in the warm glow of victory, and with it promotion to the SPL? No? But.....what happened?