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That reminds me. I owned a pair of Hi-Tec Tecs, complete with crazy laces, back in the breakdance era. I thought I looked the tits. I also rocked a natty pair of Patrick Liverpool back in the casual era... Other shite trainers from my past include a pair of black Avia boots and a dodgy pair of British Knights. 'fess up fellahs. Confess your sneaker sins...

Dunlop Volleys are far cooler.

I've got a pair like that, but in light brown. They're pretty cool and I can't say the sole is noticeably fucked. The suede is pretty "hairy" so I'm keeping 'em under wraps until the weather gets better. One of my favourite pairs ever were a pair of tan suede Spring Court G2. They looked cool as f**k but I wore them out in the rain once and one of them got fucked when I stood in a muddy puddle. I managed to clean the mud off but the suede changed colour slightly and it didn't match the other one. I quite like New Balance but haven't had a pair for a few years. Too many teenagers wearing them these days. I've a got a grey pair of Saucony Jazz. Really well made, really comfortable and not quite as ubiquitous as NB.

I was a bit disappointed with this. Don't get me wrong, there was quite a few very funny moments in it but I do feel that the joke was stretched pretty thin by the end. I can't help feeling that it would've worked better as a shorter TV program.

Strongbow is fucking rancid. It tastes more of artificial sweeteners than apples.

The Imitation Game They managed to make a very entertaining film out of a pretty boring subject. 7/10

Nightcrawler Jake Gyllenhall is the creepiest c**t ever. 8/10

Interstellar Loved it. 8/10

Fury Brad Pitt kicks kraut ass. 7/10

Flicking through the channels last night I stumbled on a show called Dapper Laughs - On The Pull. I can safely say that this was the most cringeworthy pile of shite that I have witnessed for many a year. Fucking utter shite.

My name is Tongue_Tied_Danny and I'm a fan of cheesy '80s Euro party tunes...

The Congress Robin Wright plays herself in this shambolic, part live action, part animated tale of an ageing actress who finds herself in some kind of surrealistic nightmare. Boring as hell and not engaging in anyway. I lost track of this pretty quickly. 2/10. (1 point because some of the animation was pretty cool and another point because Robin Wright is milf-fucking-tastic at the start.)

I had a ticket to see her in Dundee a few years ago but she didn't turn up because it was snowing. I'm disappointed that she hasn't included Dundee on any tour since.

Old School Hip-Hop

The Rover Bleak Aussie thriller about a guy looking for his stolen motor. A solid 8/10 from me.

That's the place.

Do you still get this stuff?

God's Pocket Philip Seymour Hoffman is a sleazy lowlife who has to raise enough cash to pay for a family funeral. Very dark and pessimistic but with a fair amount of humour. Well worth seeking out. 8/10

She's also in the classic Bill Cosby movie "Mother, Jugs & Speed".

Unless there's a cup game that I've missed somewhere Montrose haven't played Motherwell since the Steelmen won the old Second Division in 68/69.

Is this one of them?

RS McColl. These are the shittest newsagents around. I don't know why but I always feel really unsatisfied whenever I buy a newspaper or a can of Irn-Bru from one of these shops. RS McColl is quite clearly a full weight thundercunt of the highest magnitude.