heedthebaa

Mine is in a wheelchair though, damn, ok you winI've always thought an over 40's forum would be a good idea, somewhere to talk about our aches and pains and be free from the more cuntish on here

My dads bigger than your dad

Last night certainly was, apart from Kat, the actings terrible

Heart

Brilliant stuff, well deserved

Taylor's rattled, mon billy bob

Hope they use his fucking heed to open the exit door, what a tit

I'm off out to a wedding reception, so I into the wardrobe for a look and pick what I think looks snazzy. Quick look in the mirror, a nod of approval, then through to where the wife's getting her make up on for her acceptance, " that looks ridiculous, it's too tight, get it off, you're no wearing that",never fails lol

Aye wingy, getting there, the night is young ha ha ha

Polished the San Miguel off, on to Stella now

Pmsl

Does anyone know where Ian Beale is hiding ?

Heart of gold KF, bless er

Just stood and drowned, then cooked 4 crabs and 3 lobsters and the wife's givin half the meat away to people i barely know, fucking last time I tell thee

Got the wee yin biding, she's had me up since 4am but I'm loving it, just me her and a basket of toys lol

£450 at the garage today for a coil pack, mot, service and a timing belt, robbing basas

3 flushes to get rid of it

My grandaughter Ava was 1 yesterday and what a year it's been. She still makes small steps and i still feel priveliged to be her Grandad. Many tears have rolled down my cheek in the last year and no doubt many more will come. She still amazes us everyday

Is heat a good idea ? When my back goes I go for the opposite, cold

Congrats KF, hope the wee yin puckers up sharpish rowan

Haven't been in a pub for a year now, but was in stansted airport on Friday night and for a pint of fosters and a large glass of wine ( for the girly manager) it was fucking £8.70. Good job the firm was paying, daylight robbery

All the best BD, stay positive

She was fucking cringeworthy running after George when social took him away

Just had a lovely home made jalfrezi, rice and a garlic bread. An almond magnum and a smarties chocolate egg. Sorted

The difference between men and woman?. Went for a lovely walk wi the granddaughter today in the pappoos ( sling). All the woman I know who went past me in their car, waved their hand, fully knowing that my wee Ava might be sleeping. All the arsehole men tooted their fucking horns when they were level with me, frightening the shit out the bairn. Well done the lasses on this one lol