Cheers guys, you have been very welcoming. I have been hitting the gym recently, starting to see the #gainz. Also been listening to C. Harris whilst working out. I now realise that Doss was a mistake, I hope you won't hold it against me.
Can I join Club Dece? I have previously been a member of Club Doss but that seems to have died a death. I feel the need to belong somewhere and Club Dece seems to be a community where I could fit in. Do I need to fill in an application form
Yeah, but what a way to go. Just like the Bismarck's last hurrah on the open seas, if you have a hugely memorable party then it would all be worthwhile. That, plus your £2 million insurance payout. #partyonthebarge
We've all invested a lot emotionally in the progress of your boat, the very least you could do is have a soiree to celebrate its completion with all your friends who have supported you
There was a big one on our kitchen wall last night which I went to trap in a glass. I didn't have any cardboard to hand so had to slide the glass down to the worktop and quickly get it on the flat surface of the worktop. Sadly while undertaking this tricky manouevre the spider escaped and disappeared leading to me exiting the kitchen very rapidly. I don't know where the fu**er is now and that is worse than anything.
I used to be a sitter, but once I broke the thumb on my wiping hand I had to wipe with my left hand which was extremely awkward, so I found it easier to stand. I've just got into the habit of standing and would never go back to the barbaric method of sitting to wipe