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Arseholes who can't use an umbrella. The amount of times I've been poked/bumped into by idiots using umbrellas today is ridiculous, especially by the tidal wave of scum disembarking from buses on Queensferry Street. People who wish to use an umbrella should have to sit some kind of test, similar to the driving test, with a theory and practical element. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than watching some clown struggling to use an umbrella on a wet and windy day, a small measure of revenge.

New Zealand reamed by Sri Lanka yesterday as well. Looking forward to West Indies v Pakistan, should be a cracker.

She obviously needs a rinse out with a saline solution

Some cracking games in the T20 wc so far, windies beating the aussies in last over today sounded pretty good. Bit of niggle between them due to faulkner mouthing off earlier in the week

Fixed that for you.

I hope everyone keeps their puns brief.

I agree with this and think that this is the main problem the Eagles have with him. I suppose it's down to Kelly and/or owner to decide whether his qualities outweigh the negatives, especially if he is unsettling the dressing room. On his day he can be absolutely phenomenal.

I agree that he is probably a difficult character to manage and it sounds like the Eagles have probably run out of patience with him, but IMO the benefits of keeping him vastly outweigh the bad points.

Eagles possibly trying to offload DeSean Jackson. WTF????

Glovely jubblies.

Sara and Wilma... Wid but it might depend on what James was reported to the polis for

No need to get nesty

Just beak areful, not everyone appreciates good puns

You have a real talont for puns. I prey you never lose it

I knew you'd be hovering

When you want to use a council gym, why do you have to have an induction to show you how to use the equipment in the event you might hurt yourself but when you want to use the swimming pool they don't test your ability to use the equipment ie the water? Surely the consequences of not being able to swim are worse than not knowing how to use an exercise bike?

Owl be damned, that's a cracking pun. I've never been to it, but hope to get there soon.

I know a cracking owl sanctuary.

Good point.

If you're interested, I have one of these for sale: http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_storeId_10001_catalogId_10151_productId_777849_langId_-1_categoryId_289005 It's about 3 years old, cracking bike, used it quite a lot when I first got it but hardly been used for the past couple of years. It's in good condition with a few scratches on the paintwork and has just been serviced. Looking for about £325.

This again. 2 buses today. Don't these c***s read P&B.

CC's

The tidal wave of people that exit the buses from North Edinburgh and Fife on Queensferry Street each morning. There can be three buses there unloading at the same time blocking the pavement for decent people. That can delay me reaching the coffee shop for my morning latte by a couple of minutes. Scum.

Well, there's no need for that.

Roo's Leap is fantastic. Huge portions as well.