endieinreekie

Superb work, I hope you went for a well deserved tea break afterwards

Unless of course it clashes with tea break time

You are an inspiration to us all, I can only try to emulate your fine example. You should run motivational seminars

An institution that is lucky to have had both our coats sitting on the backs of chairs.

Too late, am already an employee of the Scottish Government

Tempting

Our chief executive came up with a good idea the other day, 'punching through our job descriptions'. I think he means doing stuff we don't normally do. If so, he can go f**k himself, I can't even be bothered doing what I'm supposed to be doing, let alone anything else

Disgraceful.

Depending on whether she has a headache

What's the difference between ginger beer and ginger ale?

^^^ lucky recipient of Peter Dog's attention

I think his point was that the term 'clap' was being used instead of 'stroke'. Clap would imply standing up and giving the dog a round of applause. Which no animal deserves. Unless of course it rips the UPS guy's podsack off and spits it back in his face while rolling helplessly on the ground in massive amounts of pain.

Arseholes who can't use an umbrella. The amount of times I've been poked/bumped into by idiots using umbrellas today is ridiculous, especially by the tidal wave of scum disembarking from buses on Queensferry Street. People who wish to use an umbrella should have to sit some kind of test, similar to the driving test, with a theory and practical element. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than watching some clown struggling to use an umbrella on a wet and windy day, a small measure of revenge.

New Zealand reamed by Sri Lanka yesterday as well. Looking forward to West Indies v Pakistan, should be a cracker.

She obviously needs a rinse out with a saline solution

Some cracking games in the T20 wc so far, windies beating the aussies in last over today sounded pretty good. Bit of niggle between them due to faulkner mouthing off earlier in the week

Fixed that for you.

I hope everyone keeps their puns brief.

I agree with this and think that this is the main problem the Eagles have with him. I suppose it's down to Kelly and/or owner to decide whether his qualities outweigh the negatives, especially if he is unsettling the dressing room. On his day he can be absolutely phenomenal.

I agree that he is probably a difficult character to manage and it sounds like the Eagles have probably run out of patience with him, but IMO the benefits of keeping him vastly outweigh the bad points.

Eagles possibly trying to offload DeSean Jackson. WTF????

Glovely jubblies.

Sara and Wilma... Wid but it might depend on what James was reported to the polis for

No need to get nesty

Just beak areful, not everyone appreciates good puns