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Stringback for extra purchase

Over troubled waters.

It's soft cell

Should have smeared shite on the offending wheel IMO.

There's a multi-storey just up the road. I know you have to pay for it but cheaper than a £30 fixed penalty fine. There are side roads off London Road where you may be able to grab a space.

About 6.30pm I think, but might depend on area? London Road, Royal Terrace?

Thank you, good to know I've also tickled the dolphins nose by proxy

She did a nightclub tour back when she was in the show and I happened to be in a nightclub in Aberdeen when she appeared on stage. Due to the amount of guys standing in front of the stage I didn't get close enough to cop a cheeky feel of her melons, I did manage to touch her hand which at some point must have touched her ain chebs. Poor consolation, but I can always claim to have touched her tits by proxy

I've touched her

Fnarrrr!!!

People who wear suits and trainers. You all look like throbbers.

Burd at uni was called Tennis Ball. She was short and rotund and always wore a bright yellow puffer jacket which made her look even more rotund.

Jumper puppies, for a rather well endowed lady

I've pierced my foot on a spiiiike.

Who, who do you think you are?

^^^^chases horses round council estates

^^^^ Toothless simpleton with eyebrows on his cheeks IMO.

Hive you really? Bee-have.

I've got a pair of JVC headphones (not in-ear ones) that are good. About £30, decent sound quality

Onesies are fucking class, don't knock until you've felt the all-encompassing warm embrace that it can deliver

Translation please.

Could have been worse

Trapping your pubes in your fly and suffering pain each time you move

Dundee has schools?

Okay junior, pipe down.