I'm 99% positive I've played against you before, one of the players for Athletico Dunfermline(I think their name is?) was the coach of the team I used to play for and they were critically short of players so asked two players from the team to play, ended up having a 15 year old who had played the whole season in centre midfield for my team, playing in goals for them, he had a good game despite getting beat 5/6/7(insert high digit here)-1/2(insert low digit here)
I ended up playing in centre mid, right back and centre back, abiding memory being going through some big centre midfielder early on who looked like Martin Keamy from lost, feeling like I'd sprained my ankle in doing so(Was one big guy...) and someone from the sidelines telling him rather casually "Just break his leg next time he tries that..." good times, good times.