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  1. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Yer Ma's yer Da!

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    2. Binos123sam

      Binos123sam

      Yer niece

    3. WFAANW

      WFAANW

      is?

    4. Binos123sam

      Binos123sam

      Yer niece made the family tree then yer cousin raped it!

  2. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Donkey

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    2. RobBairn1876

      RobBairn1876

      Judy

    3. LovaMan Bairn

      LovaMan Bairn

      Richard

    4. hazzi

      hazzi

      Pickles

  3. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Good morning to all Muslim P&B members. I hope you have a great day today.

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    2. Rabbi Williams

      Rabbi Williams

      You racist c**t.

    3. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      I like Muesli. No love for the Muesli members?

    4. Scary Bear

      Scary Bear

      Keep your pleasantries to yourself, infidel!

  4. Johnny van Axeldongen

    I bought some hats and those blower thingies for the BIG DUNFERMLINE RELEGATION PARTY on Sunday.

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    2. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      The party's at Falkirk Town Hall. Doors open at the end of the match, and everyone's invited!

    3. RobBairn1876

      RobBairn1876

      Yas!

    4. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      THE PARTY HAS STARTED!

  5. Johnny van Axeldongen

    The corrupt hand of Scottish football guides Dunfermline into the playoff final

    1. RobBairn1876

      RobBairn1876

      Mon the Wasps!

    2. GordieBoy80

      GordieBoy80

      Establishment. establishment. You always know what's best

    3. AMMjag

      AMMjag

      Thank god this never happened to Celtic...

  6. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Neil Doncaster is a John McVeigh is a tit

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      I need a list of words on P&B that get changed to something else a.s.a.p

    2. Rugster

      Rugster

      vandetta

    3. afca32

      afca32

      mhak

  7. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Shut it Kenny Shiels!

    1. Pride_of_the_Clyde

      Pride_of_the_Clyde

      I don't know for why but yes, f'n shut your mouth Shiels!

    2. sky+remote

      sky+remote

      ^Wish they were as cool as Kenny Shiels.

    3. WFAANW

      WFAANW

      Seething

  8. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Ally McCoist is the man for the job.

    1. liam rough

      liam rough

      no he is not did you see the result iday

    2. ayrunitedfw

      ayrunitedfw

      ^^^ Humour bypass

    3. AberdeenBud

      AberdeenBud

      lolgers

  9. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Gers' fans joy will turn to tears soon. At least they can always say that they won the final Old Firm derby.

    1. mighty meadow

      mighty meadow

      Is there not another game coming up very soon?

    2. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      I believe Rangers will fold before that match *crosses fingers and polishes dancing shoes*

    3. mighty meadow

      mighty meadow

      Either that or you made a c**t of it ... who are you? Scoot Broon? Away back to your lego eating ;)

  10. Johnny van Axeldongen

    I hate people who cut down hedges and replace them with shitey wooden fences.

    1. DJP

      DJP

      Wooden fencing easier to look after. Also could save some neighbour disputes should the hedges grow to high.

    2. CityDave

      CityDave

      I hate people who plant Leylandii, utterly selfish

    3. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      "Easier to look after" = laziness

  11. Johnny van Axeldongen

    The new BBC Sport website redesign is shite

    1. Highlandmagyar

      Highlandmagyar

      I think its ace!!

    2. Desert Nomad

      Desert Nomad

      It`s pish, designed by a three year old. Cluttered & who thought mustard was a good idea?

    3. Scary Bear

      Scary Bear

      I agree. It's fucking horrible.

  12. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Mugabe does it again: 33 glorious years

    1. SodjesSixteenIncher

      SodjesSixteenIncher

      His vote share over the years speak for themself. Absolute lej.

    2. jagfox

      jagfox

      He's got a good twenty years in him. I'm glad my 4,756 postal votes for Zanu PF made a difference. #democracy

  13. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Attn Kerrydalestreet forum members: Number of Celtic fans at the Scottish Cup Final 2015 = 0

    1. ForzaDundee

      ForzaDundee

      I bet a few of the players are Celtic fans

    2. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Fans in the stands ma man!

  14. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Mike Ashley's pissing all over the SFA, and the clowns at Hampden Park are lying on their backs with their mouths open loving every minute of it.

    1. Mon Dieu

      Mon Dieu

      Golden shower from a golden boy #WaterSportsDirect

    2. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Ha! :-D

  15. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Should Sevco fans be tagged and tracked 24/7? Yes/No

    1. lr19

      lr19

      Too expensive. Just round them up and shoot them.

    2. Benjamin_Nevis

      Benjamin_Nevis

      Herded into pits and machine-gunned IMO

  16. Johnny van Axeldongen

    I just got my 9th hole-in-one (been playing for 14 months).

    1. Pride_of_the_Clyde

      Pride_of_the_Clyde

      Golf?

    2. RobBairn1876

      RobBairn1876

      Sounds like rugby to me (!)

  17. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Imagine Jim Traynor and Chick Young sharing a kebab in a sauna

    1. RobBairn1876

      RobBairn1876

      Thanks for that.

    2. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      whoever eats the kebab first gets to shag the other one. it happened...

  18. Johnny van Axeldongen

    USA surrenders to the Taliban - pleasing!

    1. Addie

      Addie

      Hiya Dr Evil, hiya pal!

    2. jagfox

      jagfox

      New office opened for business. Is it open on Fridays?

  19. Johnny van Axeldongen

    The final days of Glasgow Rangers Football Club.

    1. Highlandmagyar

      Highlandmagyar

      If there is a God, then yes!

    2. mighty meadow

      mighty meadow

      R.I.P. Scottish Football

  20. Johnny van Axeldongen

    I have it on good authority that Steven Pressley polishes his shoes before he goes to bed, and then polishes them again the following morning before he leaves the house.

    1. The Nightfly

      The Nightfly

      he uses your tongue ?

    2. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      No.

  21. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Tick tock!

    1. RobBairn1876

      RobBairn1876

      I was the 1st to have a Gaza Holt avatar!

    2. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Everyone should have one!

  22. Johnny van Axeldongen

    John Reid is probably at home right now trying to cheer himself up by watching a few DVDs of the RAF dropping bombs on Iraqi children.

    1. Liam.

      Liam.

      Probably...

  23. Johnny van Axeldongen

    David Longmanure

    1. RobBairn1876

      RobBairn1876

      Alex c**t.

  24. Johnny van Axeldongen

    13:17 Ian McCall spotted exiting a taxi outside Benny T's

    1. joejag

      joejag

      straight to the falkirk stadium

  25. Johnny van Axeldongen

    All we are saying is give Pressley a chance

    1. Gaz

      Gaz

      Were you the daft woman at the meeting last night?

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