IrishBhoy

I said that quote relentlessly to everyone I came in contact with for about 3 weeks. As you could imagine it became pretty tiresome to others very quickly, but I still thought it was absolutely hilarious.

Shot a 90 today with three 7's and a 9 on the card. Seem to be able to play consistent golf for three or four holes, then either a duff tee shot or terrible approach does it for me. Next target is 85.

THAT'S 10 MINUTES LYNN.

Yep, our groups first tee off time is 10.30.

Well yes I am a member of an inland course, it's only my 4th time on a links course. I had a bit of a practice on the green behind the starters hut, but couldn't get the speed of the greens all day. Really looking forward to tomorrow on the Medal course.

Played the Ashludie today. Course was in great condition, and the greens were lightning fast. 3 putted more times than I care to remember and had a nightmare at the Par 3 16th taking a 7. Finished just in time to see the Scottish Boys Champion being presented with his trophy aswell.

Off to Monifeith to play both courses there over the weekend. Can't wait have heard the Scottish Boys have been there for the past week and its supposed to be in cracking condition.

Hills giving 2/1 on Sacre to win by 10L or more. The average distance he has won by is 14.5L. I won't be touching that though as I think Flemenstar could push it close, so I've gone for the forecast Sacre and Flemenstar.

Gasquet can't hit those lines all day. Pun not intended.

Well, second game of the year today in tough, windy conditions. Shot a 102 last Friday in perfect conditions and took 8 shots off that today shooting 94 in a card which showed three 8's. Very pleased. Driving was very good today, main problem is around the greens. 3 or 4 times today I was in perfect position in front of the green, and end up taking 2 or 3 extra shots when I should be doing it in 1.

What's a boxing interview? (I'm not watching it btw).

Thought I'd take the full jug before R2D2 over there quaffs it all.

Do you know, that if you told me 25 years ago that I was going to be talking about rigid inflatable boats with Dale Winton I would probably have spat at you.

I was going to say that the noise doesn't help, it's like hitting an empty tin can, but it was more to do with my hitting of the ball than anything else.

I had the Nike MachSpeed square headed driver, and hated it. Couldn't get to grips with it at all. Back to the old Ping G5 now.

I was at an Emergency surgery there about 6 weeks ago on a Saturday night, to remove an abcessed tooth. Was in and out in 20 minutes, and charged £11 for the privilege.

BONO !

Graveyards are so depressing, they remind me of death. I seen a gravestone over there of a man who died in 1872...and he was only three.

Donald, from Hemsby, has emailed us to say dangerous dogs should simply have their teeth replaced with strips of rubber. I think that's an excellent idea, and I'm going to make him our emailer of the evening.

Hendricks played well. Played a lot better than he done against Taylor.

Exactly. He casually puts the ball in the net and turns round towards the ref with a look of disappointment that the ball hit his hand.

Mmmmmm!?! You seem to be a bit of a zoomer.

Cheers.

Anyone know the averages for the Dekker - de Graaf match? Or where I could find them BBC and ESPN never seem to show the averages.

He kisses his wrist after EVERY SINGLE GOAL you utter simpleton. It's actually funny, after the goal I seem ESPN showed a slow-mo of him kissing his wrist, and I thought to myself, some utter c**t is going to think that he kissed his arm because of the handball. Well done, you are that c**t.