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Old Diamond

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  1. Please stop this favourite shit, its guaranteed to put the hex on us. We are definitely the underdogs, Hamilton are a massive championship club (ect,etc)
  2. Wouldn't be the end of the world if we lost this one. Assuming Falkirk wins the final, the line up next year is probably the most open for a number of years. Big chance for a league win for whoever loses this. That said still want the bragging rights.
  3. Continuing the theme... Why did the Owl howl? Because the woodpecker would peck her.
  4. A young lady is walking through a supermarket when she spots the lad who had given her a good seeing to the night before. "Here, you!" she shouts. "You told me last night that you were a test pilot! So just what are you doing stacking soap powder on the shelves here, you low-life liar?!" "You got it wrong" he replies. "I only told you I was a member of an Ariel display team..."
  5. Clearly (s)he hasn't heard the chant "they're dirty and they're smelly they come from near Lochgelly, they haven't got a telly, the Cowden Family"
  6. Never has the Nina song 99 Red Balloons been more appropriate (98, 97, 96, 95)
  7. Johnny died and arrived in Hell. He was met by the Devil and was told that in the new kinder, gentler, more customer focused Hell, each person is offered three choices of torture. The Devil explained that these tortures run in 1,000-year cycles and you could pick which cycle to begin with. The Devil took Johnny to the first room where a man was hung up by his feet and was being whipped with chains. Johnny said he did not think that was where he wanted to start. They proceeded to the next room where a man was hung up by his arms and was being whipped by a cat-o-nine-tails. Johnny also declined this form of torture. The third room had a old man strapped to the wall naked, and a very beautiful young blonde woman was performing upon him. Johnny told the Devil this is more like it, and this was the one he wanted. The Devil said, "Are you sure? It lasts for a thousand years!" Johnny assured him this was the punishment he wanted. So the Devil walked over to the young blond woman and said ... ... "You can go now, I've found your replacement."
  8. See a trend here, apart from the one loss last year the wins are getting bigger. Soon be able to match this https://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/falkirk-fc/fergies-real-worst-ever-7-1-blitz-airdrie-1656330
  9. Murray? Already starting to rapidly fade in the memories. Wonder if he has any thoughts along the lines of "have I made a mistake" yet.
  10. Well at least Falkirk are in a playoff place, pity it is at the wrong end of the League
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