Sweet Pete

ALL MEN ARE b*****dS! LEAVE ME ALONE! You're my best pal, Naitch. What time does the 24 hour garage close?

Just downed a bottle of Bailey's. Let's get it on!

Some laugh in here. Never seen so much coke. Nice one, Naitch !

Look at that, got myself a date. Better shave my legs.

Can we have a list of specifically who is and who is not permitted to attend? Thanks in advance.

Would you rather nothing had been done? Stop whinging, you plum. Some c***s are never happy. I'd have old firm fans shot on sight, and that's not even the ones playing up, so to see one getting what in my view is a pretty lenient punishment for a repeated offender is fine by me. Do I think football fans are too harshly treated by law in general? Yes, very much so, but not in this instance. He's a scum bag c**t getting what he deserves for acting like a scum bag c**t. I'd drown him and his ilk in the Leven.

That seems a like really niche eatery.

Because they are bad in the soul.

Frankie & Benny's is garbage food for garbage people. Also, given how shite and pre-prepared their grub is, it's not especially cheap, it's actually on a par with "proper" restaurants in terms of food and drinks prices, which is a travesty really.

Is it f**k over the top. If I'd been the sheriff I'd have sentenced him to death by repeated dry bumming.

I've never been to Nandos because I'm a #TopGuy

It's over the border to England with you, Walter the softy.

Why don't you go and eat Siberian gruel, you fucking communist.

My thinking was that he'd simpoly not made the cut as McCulloch was switching things up a bit to the team he wanted, as opposed to Locke's selections. Hadn't he missed the game before Hamilton through an injury?

Had a stinker against Hamilton and been dropped for Stevie Smith since McCulloch took over. Two clean sheets in the two games since, so McHattie might have to wait to get back in. Will likely depend on who the new manager prefers in training.

^^^^ face like a Halloween cake

Like Fudge I have left home and away games regularly early, whether that be five minutes early or at half time. I've even skipped games on occasion and just stayed in the pub rather than walk along to the ground. People who give it the "never leave early" patter are just superfan losers. It's an entertainment pursuit, so if I'm not entertained I'll go and do something else. That's not to say I haven't sat through some amount of utter shite over the years though.

An enigma of a player. Often does things you'd expect a player further up the park to do, but then occasionally does the basics of defending all wrong. Still, should be an improvement on the current crop.

Just in time for soup and a sandwich, Murder She Wrote and a nap in your armchair.

No, chip. You're so old, brittle and frail that parts of you could easily break off.

By all means, I could use a laugh.

I'll chip you, grandad.

I need to stick around long enough to pay the useless shower of cretins.

Jammy b*****ds.

I work in an office, those rough arsed b*****ds can only fantasise about what they're missing.