Sweet Pete

That's no' a fella, it's twa dykes, ken.

Wick's a shitehole. Thurso isn't too far along the road by car and has plenty pubs.

Well nobody else could remember it...

I see what you're up to. Double bluffing. Hiding in plain sight. I'm onto you.

You wee liar, Rab!

I would be quite upset if I'd shrunk half a foot, but each to their own.

Like how you're naturally talented at being a c**t, mate. Like that.

Pleased to see McCallum getting a first team contract, well deserved and he's a player I have high hopes for. Never seen Hopkins before I don't think, but equally hopeful that he'll come good.

I'm not trying to be harsh, but for all I like the guy, he's never a Championship striker. He's a dogged midfielder who adds steel and bite to our team and can do a passable job on the wing, but he's not the quickest or the most technically gifted (for the most part at least) and he's always looked, to me at least, to be more effective when playing deeper. Put it this way; how many other strikers are ofte deloyed as defensive midfielders? It's relatively common for strikers to play as attacking midfielders or wingers, but it's pretty unusual for a forward to be asked to be the holding player, yet that's where he's been deployed for us many times and looked comfortable and useful there. He's not a natural goalscorer, except at Junior level where he scored 24 in a season playing a mix of centre forward and right wing, but any decent player who drops into the Junior ranks scores plenty and doesn't necessarily play up front when they then go Senior, MacKinnon of Hamilton being another such example. I'm not critiscising him, I'm simply giving my opinion of a player who I like and feel he's already reached a level that's likely as high as he'll go, in my humble. As for Agnew, he's one of the most talented part-time footballers in Scotland and could easily go full-time, but I think his business interests outside playing are why he's remained part-time consistently despite drawing admiring glances from other clubs.

I'd be pretty stunned if Fleming signed for a full-time side. No disrespect to him, he's a useful player, but I've always viewed him as a workmanlike footballer punching above his weight at our level.

^^^^ has the hivvy.

Miller sounds like a confident lad, bordering on arrogant, which is ace, frankly. Glad to see Graham signed up again.

ALL. THE. LOLZ.

He's signed for Raith.

I've given you a green dot to cheer you up, so it's not all bad.

I'd put quite a lot of people to death given the chance. If you don't like that then don't vote for me, because I'll be a tyrant. Don't feel too worried though, the Orange Order won't be the only ones I'd put to death, they'll have plenty of company when I begin my purge.

That's OK, we're allowed to have different opinions.

Nice quick business and some promising looking signings.

Need to refer to him as "creepy".

Kevin Cawley has signed. Chuffed with that.

He tweeted earlier that terms couldn't be agreed between them.

That's unfair. Craig's dry statistical style can be occasionally boring, but I wouldn't go so far as to call him shite.

Scott Robinson's signing now confirmed. Three year deal.

Lichtieforlife.