Sweet Pete

I've always been quite proud of how dirty my maw is. She's the Airdrie United of MILF's.

My mum is shite, so in that respect she's just like Aston Villa.

Yes, they are shite like your mum.

In fairness to Bolt, Villa are shite like.

I like that song he does about the colour yellow. Credit whjere it's due, that block you refer to was excellent and stopped a certain goal, he put his body in the way and stopped it. However, it was a bright point in an otherwise howling performance. His general passing and positioning was very poor, almost never finding the pass and frequently sending a ball in our position to the opposing player. Looked very uncomfortable when being run at by a pacy player too, which badly exposed his shortcomings. Having had time to think over since last night, I'm really annoyed by just how poor McDougall was last night. He was hopeless and I was surprised he lasted beyond half time. Really needs to buck up his ideas, otherwise we're paying him a wage for nothing.

The Carlisle right back was awesome, a cracking crosser of the ball both on the deck and in the air and a superb first touch and control. Faded a bit second half but then everyone did as the constant substitutions ruined the flow of the game. For us, young Coleman looked accomplished, obviously his loan did him good. McCallum showed glimpses again of his great potential. Grindlay had one howler in the second half when he fucked up a punch out and Coleman saved him, but was otherwise fine. The young left back was mince. McDougall is a waste of a jersey, baffling that we re-signed him, did only one thing of note and fucked / didn't bother otherwise. Mair was decent.

You will never get another chance to ask them where they hid the kid's body.

That sounds utterly life changing.

Aye, for you. Not so brilliant for those of us who don't live in East Dunbartonshire.

Dumbarton fans, on here and in the flesh, are mostly morons.

Mark Gilhaney is quick and I've never heard of Alan Deans (is he one of our former youths, or are you mixing up his previous team?) But other than that it's fine.

I wouldn't even give them as much as a penny. Those c***s can go back to the liquidators and take their green brothers with them.

It was actually £00.01

Yeah, went into my account this afternoon. Happy days.

Just got an unexpected 4 figure tax refund.

I work alone every day, just me in the building. It's great!

What's the point of a forum if not to encourage and enable debate?

I'd agree about Lumsden, I've never been convinced by him. He's still very light and a bit timid, could do with bulking up, but he's only a young lad still. Would be fine for sitting on the bench if we were a 'keeper short.

Got to agree with CTID and Moonster on this one, 4 'keepers (admittedly one is only going to be the under 20s 'keeper, but still a first team squad member) is ludicrous no matter which way you cut it. If there's an injury worry about Ewings then stick Lumsden on the bench and Grindlay in goals as the u20's games are midweek. If neither Ewings or Grindlay are good enough then don't sign them. A strange situation we've found ourselves in.

Likewise I thought it was good to see him come back from his loan and get a bit of game time last week. Looks a promising player, fingers crossed he'll become a first team regular at some stage.

He put him on as a sub against Thistle, so he must have at least said as much as "get stripped, you're going on". He sent him out on loan to Kilbirnie, so he must have said at least as much as "you're going out on loan to Kilbirnie". He gave him a new contract, so he must have said at least as much as "here's a new contract".

If we stuck both Ewings and Grindlay in one jersey then we might get a whole 'keeper out of them...

*dons blue hoodie*

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