TheScarf

Is the Cell black? Pleasing if so.

Managed to get Monday off work. Myself and Jay_7 shall be watching the spectacle. Pleasing.

'Jesus wept. And no fucking wonder.' That's a quote from my mum. Quite apt here I feel.

Whoever wrote that should be made to watch a Sarah Millican DVD for a year non-stop.

The Portland is a piss-ridden shitehole patronised by obese spastards wearing 8 year old Rangers tops with Red Hand of Ulsters tattoed on their forearms.

I miss Ahmed Johnson.

If Rangers go to the wall he won't have a job. There will be nothing for him to spunk over or write his ghastly columns on the BBC Sport website.

Player.

Yeah Barratt looked legit hurt. Looks like when he caught Ziggler his left arm hit the corner of the announce table pretty hard. I'd love to piss on Eve's tits.

How bad is The Big Show for calling spots? I heard 2 from him without even trying to listen for any. You could quite clearly hear him doing a 3-count before suplexing Barratt back into the ring. Then I'm pretty sure he said 'Hold on Bri' to DB when he was trying to get into his pod.

Rangers are shite.

David Murray seems to be avoiding the flack here. It's that dumbfuck's fault for the most part. Of course the retards that make up the majority of the Rangers support can't see this as he gave them 9 in a row, Gazza, Laudrup et al.

cwjobs.co.uk is pretty good for IT jobs.

The 1992 Royal Rumble was the first one I saw. As a 6 year old at the time, I thought it was magical. The ending is yet to be bettered I reckon.

The wife bought a Scottish Slimmers book on Sunday and is following it quite closely. I asked her to make me things from it, and I've lost 5lbs since Monday night. Not bad I'd say.

Smackdown is absolute toilet these days.

Girls posting pictures of there hands showing their latest nail varnish/glitter on their hands.

How often do titles change hands in dark matches? Also how are they writtern into storylines/angles?

Since the Inverness 10k in October I've been to the gym about 4 times and I've put on 9lbs in the process. Just as well well I've managed to obtain a treadmill for the spare room then.

The Barrett segment was superb. Particularly the last bit - 'Thank you tremendously for your time, and God save the Queen.' Random as fuck, I was pissing myself when he said it.

What's concerning for me is that these girls don't look any older than 13.

The Rajah in Inverness is the best Indian around. Fucking superb.

261, and I speak to about 40 of them.

My japs eye is in a weird place, it's more on the underside of my helmet than the usual end tip part. It's been said about me that I'm intelligent, have great common sense and quick wit, but I daydreamed my way through school, got shit grades and am now paying for it with a shit, poorly paid job. 9/11 fascinates the shit out of me. Not so much the aftermatch and the conspiracies, but reading about how the hijackers planned and executed it. I'd rather watch a tennis match than a football match. I hate drinking and I hate the hangovers even more, yet I still do it fairly regularly on a Saturday night.

It's best avoided on days like today. Point scoring and one-upmanship goes off the scale. As does the number of your friends who you didn't know were illiterate spastards.