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You only need to look at Juventus over the past decade to see what Adidas could have in store for a striped shirt. Looking forward to the half and half one they eventually try.

Oh that Barnsley effort is a stinker.

John Stevenson's eyes look quite close together.

I'm sorry who is this?

I take it you play ACC on PC? Now I've finished PC2 I'm going to the PS4 version of ACC to finish that. I think I can handle the framerate.

Absolutely no chance I'm reading this.

It's definitely not something that's well suited for a controller. I did one season of karts (there's a lot less of it in 2 than 1) and never touched them again. Come to think of it I did the online trophies with a controller and if anything the cars (Ginetta GT5 level, so not fast) were extremely twitchy.

The noise so far from Bellahouston is much louder today than it was the past two nights. Good luck if you're going.

Will's girlfriend from the first Inbetweeners movie was the woman in Transformers: The Last Knight.

Judging from the size of the padlock his penis must be about three feet long.

I would have assumed this was due to jealousy, paranoia, or feelings of emasculation at not providing for their family.

I've only ever seen Wes Anderson films in trailers and they all look exactly the same, and equally insufferable.

I can't stand Elton John but even if I loves him I'd still think this was shite. About 5% of what he's singing is actually recognisable as words.

The only version of this song I've ever listened to is the Pulp version where he sings "wept for my daddy-o" which makes much more sense:

Come out of the cupboard Hugh. Malcolm's face when the door opens

Good luck if you're going to see the Arctic Monkeys tonight. You're probably going to drown.

Looking forward to the days when The News lasts for five hours to make sure it covers everything that happens in every part of the world.

Since various people here posted about "Billy Nomates" as if it was common knowledge: This person, who I assume normally has a band, did a set with her singing to a backing track and people were mean to her online. Does she normally do this? If not, why was she doing it here?

Week 25 update One death this week, former SNP person Winnie Ewing: Winifred Ewing obituary | Scottish politics | The Guardian It's nice - and in current circumstances almost quaint - to read of a Scottish politician who was actually honest and competent. Ewing died at 93 so she's worth 32 Base Points for @Mark Connolly, @mizfit and @The Naitch. As a result, the standings look like this: 1. JustOneCornetto 405 2. psv_killie 318 3. The Naitch 240 4. gkneil 234 5. Arbroathlegend36-0 230 6. Arabdownunder 228 7. buddiepaul 226 8. qos_75 221 9. peasy23 220 10. Desp 206 11. Miguel Sanchez 199 12. LoonsYouthTeam 187 13. Billy Jean King 167 14. D.V.T., Mark Connolly, microdave, throbber, weirdcal 166 19. chomp my root 161 20. The DA 153 21. Ned Nederlander 151 22. Karpaty Lviv 145 23. Sweaty Morph 140 24. alta-pete 139 25. get_the_subbies_on 138 26. Bully Wee Villa, cdhafc1874, Frosty, HK Hibee 134 30. Ludo*1 133 31. lolls 122 32. Donathan 121 33. Shotgun 112 34. Bert Raccoon, Savage Henry, tamthebam 111 37. Melanius Mullarkay 110 38. Arch Stanton, mozam76 101 40. Lofarl, Michael W, pub car king, The_Craig 99 44. Aim Here, Oystercatcher, weemac 97 47. Ray Patterson 96 48. djchapsticks 94 49. Moomintroll 93 50. dagane, Scorge 87 51. ParsJake 86 52. Indale Winton, sparky88 84 54. blackislekillie, Herc 74 55. ICTJohnboy 69 56. paulathame 68 57. atfccfc, DG.Roma, Fuctifano, HI HAT, lichtgilphead, thistledo 67 63. HTG 66 64. Dunning1874, sleazy, sophia 55 67. Empty It, The Hologram 48 69. DeeTillEhDeh, Jimmy Baker 42 71. Oceanlineayr, Salvo Montalbano, Shipa, statts1976uk 39 75. 10menwent2mow, dee_62, Enigma, mizfit, parxyz, scottsdad, senorsoupe, superwell87, Suspect Device 32 84. amnarab, choirbairn, Derry Alli, expatowner, stanton 31 89. BillyAnchor, German Jag, superbigal 29 92. Everyone else 0 The spreadsheet has also been updated with these scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RxCIfczRUmrRrW79tUQ0vJ5KaHZpYENsTKmDqW4X3W4/edit?usp=sharing

He does. Visible moobs don't go well with rock music this extravagant.

Slash could do with an extra button or two right enough.

As someone who has paid human money to see New Order live later this year, I have to admire the sheer balls of Axl Rose to go on stage and perform some of the most famous songs ever with that voice.