Miguel Sanchez

Had a dream last night I had a dream I had absolutely catastrophic diarrhoea. Just a constant stream of liquid squirting out and going straight up my back. I came on here to post about it.

All three episodes of this are on youtube

Oh they're dated for May but they're still fine.

I'm eating a Hazelnut Wispa right now.

One benefit of ending up at a lower level than I was at in GT Sport is people not knowing how the regulations work. I went from 9th to 5th or something in a race a few weeks ago, I found it quite funny.

Mandela Effect thread for this pish

Bit insensitive, mate.

What a group of pallbearers they were, by the way.

Why do these lads in the big hats have the strap over, rather than under, their chin?

If you eat chocolate out the fridge you should have something tattooed on your forehead so the rest of civilised society can deservedly shun you.

Fair play to all these lads in the hats marching in perfect step while dodging all the horse shite. Shouldn't there be some lackeys with buckets and shovels?

I also heard the bagpipes fine. They were the best bit.

They showed people at various public places a few minutes ago and Edinburgh had a lot more people than that.

Are Leeds still a Proper Club?

I've got the news on waiting for Match of the Day. I'm not one to tell people how to grieve or what sort of emotional reactions they should have to people dying but the people lining up for this shit are beyond professional help. We're all fucked.

Week 38 update One death this week, the actor Irene Papas: Irene Papas obituary | Film | The Guardian In the words of Roger Ebert: "I thought then, and I still think, that Irene Papas is the most classically beautiful woman ever to appear in films." I'll need to keep an eye out for one coming on the telly. Papas died at 96, so she's worth 29 Base Points for @Moomintroll who also gets a Solo Shot taking him to 79 points. After that, the standings look like this: 1. Bishop Briggs 691 2. Indale Winton 635 3. chompmyroot 551 4. Ned Nederlander 496 5. JustOneCornetto 452 6. sparky88 445 7. Moomintroll 416 8. Billy Jean King 411 9. gkneil 382 10. weirdcal 372 11. Arch Stanton 358 12. psv_killie 353 13. Sweaty Morph 342 14. Savage Henry 338 15. mathematics, The DA 321 17. peasy23 318 18. The Master 273 19. The_Craig 266 20. scottsdad 262 21. Arbroathlegend36-0 255 22. pub car king 239 23. lichtgilphead 237 24. Arabdownunder 230 25. microdave 228 26. buddiepaul, thistledo 226 28. senorsoupe 219 29. Raidernation 218 30. Desp 217 31. pawpar 216 32. Melanius Mullarkey 207 33. Aim Here 205 34. Florentine_Pogen 202 35. Fuctifano, jimbaxters 196 37. blootoon87 180 38. tamthebam 168 39. thisal 160 40. cdhafc1874 159 41. Mark Connolly 153 42. gingette 150 43. ayrunitedfw 140 44. Lofarl 127 45. HI HAT 122 46. sleazy 121 47. willie adie 115 48. Scorge 114 49. nessies long lost ghost, The Naitch 113 51. Hamish's Passenger, speckled tangerine 112 53. Les Cabbage 111 54. Miguel Sanchez 105 55. Bully Wee Villa 104 56. djchapsticks, Enigma 81 58. cambozpar 74 59. The Hologram 73 60. ThomCat 69 61. paulathame 63 62. D.V.T., Karpaty Lviv, qos_75 59 65. Aladdin, BillyAnchor, doulikefish, ICTJohnboy, invergowrie arab, mizfit, Oystercatcher, smpar, Soapy FFC 58 74. Cardinal Richelieu, get_the_subbies_on, Lex, RossBFaeDundee 52 78. Ray Patterson 47 79. Amarillo Bairn 44 80. Bert Raccoon, statts1976uk 39 82. 10menwent2mow 34 83. Bold Rover, dagane, Duszek, Hedgecutter, HTG, LoonsYouthTeam 29 89. Everyone else 0 The spreadsheet has also been updated with these scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mup1IJllKHs0a47J8G6IXUkvShJrV28Iuc-Kkn7RKuo/edit?usp=sharing

Going out on a limb here and saying everyone gave up on the game. Probably understandable. I however have just won my first Sport Mode race My thoughts on GT Sport are here but to give you stats: 1441 races, 139 wins, over 50 days driving time and a virtually life-defining multi-year experience. GT7's online has struggled to match this for a number of reasons, but today I got to drive a very enjoyable car, outsmart the field on a strategy call and overcome a known dirty driver who ruined my second attempt and I'm still shattered after this race tbh. Completely worth it. If anyone still has the time or inclination, the game's a few updates deep now. It's not really changed any (aside from how tyre wear is measured, displayed and experienced) but there's still plenty of fun to be had if you put the time in to Sport Mode.

This "vigil" thing for her offspring is annoying me. The guards there for hours are doing a vigil. Standing there for fifteen minutes isn't a vigil.

Vampire Weekend are shite

I realised it wasn't right when I looked it up but it seemed close enough to be worth sharing.

Captivity (film) - Wikipedia ???

The queue's long, it might be taking them a while to get there.

@TAFKAM come back and do an audit plz P&B needs you

Maybe P&B is part of the help the need and they feel harassed by getting constant negative feedback with no explanation.