Miguel Sanchez

Call her plump and delicious and report back plz.

"My name's Ffion and I'm studying business management with the Open University" First, I've had the telly on for two hours today and I've seen this about eight times. Second, Ffion is a stupid name.

New moon. f**k off.

I'm watching it now. The child is very irritating.

If you want to take and update this list rather than me doing it every time, go for it 2020-21 | Andorra | 1st Tier | Penya Encarnada | 8/8 | 23 points 2021-22 | Andorra | 1st Tier | Penya Encarnada | sacked 2022 | Estonia | 1st Tier | TJK Legion | 5/10 | 44 points 2023 | Estonia | 1st Tier | TJK Legion | 2/10 | 77 points | Estonian Cup 2024 | Estonia | 1st Tier | Paide LM | 1/10 | 94 points 2025-26 | San Marino | 1st Tier | San Giovanni | 12/15 | 36 points | Title won via play-off | San Marino Cup 2026-27 | Wales | 1st Tier | Bala Town | 4/12 | 48 points 2027-28 | Wales | 1st Tier | Bala Town | 3/12 | 58 points | Europa Conference League Qualifying 2nd Round 2028-29 | Wales | 1st Tier | Bala Town | 2/12 | 68 points | Europa Conference League Qualifying 2nd Round 2029-30 | Wales | 1st Tier | Bala Town | 1/12 | 79 points | Europa Conference League Qualifying 2nd Round | Welsh League Cup 2030-31 | Gibraltar | 1st Tier | Boca Juniors | 7/12 | 32 points 2031-32 | Gibraltar | 1st Tier | Boca Juniors | 5/12 | 23 points 2032-33 | Gibraltar | 1st Tier | Boca Juniors | left 2032-33 | Andorra | 1st Tier | U.E. Santa Coloma | 5/8 | 31 points 2033-34 | Andorra | 1st Tier | U.E. Santa Coloma | 1/8 | 64 points | Andorran Cup | 2034-35 | Gibraltar | 1st Tier | Lynx | 1/12 | 60 points | Europa Conference League Qualifying 1st Round 2036-37 | Kosovo | 1st Tier | Gjilani | 2/10 | 57 points 2037-38 | Kosovo | 1st Tier | Gjilani | 1/10 | 62 points | Europa Conference League Qualifying 1st Round 2039 | Iceland | 2nd Tier | Leiknir | 1/12 | 45 points | Promoted 2040 | Iceland | 1st Tier | Leiknir | 7/12 | 29 points 2041 | Iceland | 1st Tier | Leiknir | 3/12 | 49 points | 2042 | Iceland | 1st Tier | Leiknir | 1/12 | 55 points | Icelandic Cup 2043 | Faroe Islands | 2nd Tier | 07 Vestur | 1/10 | 57 points | Promoted 2044 | Faroe Islands | 1st Tier | 07 Vestur | 3/10 | 48 points 2045 | Faroe Islands | 1st Tier | 07 Vestur | 1/10 | 65 points | Faroe Islands Cup 2045-46 | Malta | 1st Tier | Ghajnsielem | 3/16 | 45 points 2046-47 | Malta | 1st Tier | Ghajnsielem | 1/16 | 77 points | Europa Conference League Qualifying 1st Round 2047-48 | Moldova | 1st Tier | Spartanii Selemet | 9/10 | 21 points | Stayed up through playoff 2048-49 | Moldova | 1st Tier | Spartanii Selemet | left 2048-49 | Moldova | 1st Tier | Dinamo-Auto Tiraspol | 5/10 | 43 points 2049-50 | Moldova | 1st Tier | Dinamo-Auto Tiraspol | 3/10 | 65 points 2050-51 | Moldova | 1st Tier | Dinamo-Auto Tiraspol | 1/10 | 91 points | Europa Conference League Qualifying 3rd Round 2051 | Georgia | 1st Tier | Merani | 7/10 | 43 points 2052 | Georgia | 1st Tier | Merani | 4/10 | 66 points | Georgia Cup 2053 | Georgia | 1st Tier | Merani | 2/10 | 85 points | Europa Conference League 3rd Round | Georgia Super Cup, Georgia Cup 2054 | Georgia | 1st Tier | Merani | 1/10 | 88 points | Europa Conference League 3rd Round | Georgia Super Cup, Georgia Cup 2055 | Finland | 2nd Tier | FC Lahti | 1/12 | 64 points | Promoted 2056 | Finland | 1st Tier | FC Lahti | 1/12 | 65 points 2056-57 | Montenegro | 1st Tier | Berane | 9/10 | 30 points | Stayed up through playoff 2057-58 | Montenegro | 1st Tier | Berane | 4/10 | 65 points 2058-59 | Montenegro | 1st Tier | Berane | 1/10 | 89 points | Europa Conference League Qualifying 2nd Round 2059-60 | Albania | 1st Tier | Apolonia | 7/10 | 42 points 2060-61 | Albania | 1st Tier | Apolonia | 1/10 | 78 points 2061 | Latvia | 1st Tier | BFC Daugavpils | 6/10 | 44 points 2062 | Latvia | 1st Tier | BFC Daugavpils | 1/10 | 79 points 2062-63 | North Macedonia | 1st Tier | Gostivar | 6/12 | 55 points 2063-64 | North Macedonia | 1st Tier | Gostivar | 1/12 | 106 points 2064-65 | Luxembourg | 1st Tier | Swift Hesperange | 11/16 | 38 points 2065-66 | Luxembourg | 1st Tier | Swift Hesperange | 2/16 | 64 points 2066-67 | Luxembourg | 1st Tier | Swift Hesperange | 1/16 | 69 points | Europa Conference League Qualifying 1st Round | Luxembourg Cup 2067-68 | Armenia | 2nd Tier | L.A. Goris | 3/11 | 31 points 2068-69 | Armenia | 2nd Tier | L.A. Goris | 2/11 | 40 points | Promoted 2069-70 | Armenia | 1st Tier | L.A. Goris | 9/10 | 8 points | Stayed up through playoff 2070-71 | Armenia | 1st Tier | L.A. Goris | 5/10 | 36 points 2071-72 | Armenia | 1st Tier | L.A. Goris | 1/10 | 59 points | Armenia Cup 2072-73 | Bosnia | 1st Tier | Kozara | 2/12 | 68 points | Bosnia Cup 2073-74 | Bosnia | 1st Tier | Kozara | 2/12 | 73 points | Europa Conference League 2nd Knockout Round | Bosnia Cup 2074-75 | Bosnia | 1st Tier | Kozara | 2/12 | 80 points | Europa Conference League Quarter Final 2075-76 | Bosnia | 1st Tier | Kozara | 1/12 | 85 points | Europa League 1st Knockout Round | Bosnia Cup 2076 | Ireland | 2nd Tier | Finn Harps | 4/10 | 42 points | Promoted through playoff 2077 | Ireland | 1st Tier | Finn Harps | 6/12 | 47 points 2078 | Ireland | 1st Tier | Finn Harps | 4/12 | 59 points | Irish Cup 2032-33 | Scotland Under 19s 2033-34 | Scotland Under 19s | UEFA Under 19s Championship | Eliminated in groups | left 2044-45 | Malaysia National Team 2045-46 | Malaysia National Team | Qualified for 2047 Asian Cup 2046-47 | Malaysia National Team | Won 2046 AFF Championship | 2047 Asian Cup Round of 16 2047-48 | Malaysia National Team | Left 2054-55 | Nigeria Under 23s | Won 2055 Under 23 African Cup of Nations | Left 2060-61 | Latvia National Team | Promoted from Nations League D 2061-62 | Latvia National Team | Stayed in Nations League C 2064-65 | Germany National Team | Won Nations League 2065-66 | Germany National Team | Won World Cup 2066-67 | Germany National Team | Won Nations League 2067-68 | Germany National Team | Won European Championship | Left 2072-73 | Lithuania National Team | Stayed in Nations League C 2075-76 | Lithuania National Team | Left 2076-77 | Argentina National Team 2077-78 | Argentina National Team | Won World Cup

Week 51 update Two deaths this week, both from the past. Up first is the former president of Algeria, Abdelaziz Bouteflika: Abdelaziz Bouteflika, Algeria's longest-serving president dies - BBC News As discussed, what a combover: Bouteflika was 84 when he died, so he's worth 41 Base Points. He was @Raidernation's captain to double that and a Solo Shot for an extra 50 and a total of 132 points. ================== Second death from the start of December was... ahem, Bertram Bowyer, 2nd Baron Denham: Lord Denham obituary | Register | The Times Quite. Bowyer died at 94, so he's worth 31 Base Points for @Arch Stanton who also gets a Deadly December and a Solo Shot bonus taking him to 112 points. As a result, the standings look like this: 1. Ned Nederlander 713 2. Bishop Briggs 481 3. psv_killie 459 4. Arch Stanton 436 5. Savage Henry 429 6. Fuctifano 420 7. chomp my root 346 8. Indale Winton 332 9. Ludo*1 309 10. pub car king 301 11. sparky88 267 12. Aim Here, Cardinal Richelieu 255 14. Lofarl 243 15. choirbairn 240 16. senorsoupe 236 17. JustOneCornetto 233 18. Arabdownunder 226 19. buddiepaul 223 20. expatowner 217 21. ICTJohnboy 216 22. peasy23 210 23. Raidernation 209 24. 101 206 25. gkneil 203 26. sleazy 202 27. Sherrif John Bunnell 198 28. Arbroathlegend36-0, Sweaty Morph 196 30. D.V.T. 194 31. Willie adie 180 32. Bert Raccoon 179 33. jimbaxters 172 34. BillyAnchor, cdhafc1874, lichtgilphead 167 37. thistledo 165 38. doulikefish 163 39. qos_75 162 40. ThomCat 161 41. HI HAT 160 42. Salvo Montalbano 159 43. speckled tangerine 158 44. stanton 149 45. The DA 146 46. El Guapo 141 47. theportman 139 48. weejack 138 49. weirdcal 137 50. Billy Jean King 128 51. The_Craig 127 52. lolls, Mark Connolly 120 54. Curmudgeon 118 55. Enigma 112 56. TxRover 109 57. 10menwent2mow, Ben Twilly 107 59. Amandajoan 103 60. Bold Rover 102 61. dee_62 101 62. Empty It 94 63. amnarab 91 64. Lex, The Hologram 89 66. mathematics, tamthebam 86 68. nessies long lost ghost 84 69. Karpaty Lviv 76 70. Blootoon87, Perkin Flump, Sergeant Wilson 70 73. CountyFan 67 74. LoonsYouthTeam 62 75. Busta Nut, cambozpar, djchapsticks, Duszek 52 79. Bulbasaur, coprolite 51 81. dagane 42 82. The Master, Eednud, gingette, GTG_03, Melanius Mullarkey, microdave, mozam76, paulathame, Shotgun, The Naitch, thisal 26 93. ZERO POINTERS: @alta-pete, @get_the_subbies_on, @Hamish's Passenger, @HK Hibee, @Mr. Alli, @Miguel Sanchez, @pawpar, @Raven, @ToBeSomeone, @wellinwigan The spreadsheet has also been updated with these scores: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-OTo44wF_W7A4Q0NFnd1sX3qEDdxTLDobvjhhSgnzkg/edit?usp=sharing Don't forget, the 2022 thread is up and running. Get your teams in:

I didn't know Jeff Goldblum did it.

Because I spend entirely too much time on the internet. I can just tell. That personal beef is borne out of extreme stupidity on every subject and people pointing that out.

You are giving him far too much credit. It's an entirely original creepy weirdo.

Boy the fun never stops in Perth does it

Still, Malala got married recently so good for her.

Robot Robin Hood was alright. Thoroughly enjoying him the bank heist. Who could have thought that after skinny, flappy gurny guy and skinny, flappy, big chinned guy that going to angry Scottish guy who hates everything was the perfect choice. Even Clara is almost bearable, but her real life is just pointless.

I can only speak for my local Asda but this was genuinely a fantastic idea - stopped utter morons ambling out of doors with no regard for their surroundings no matter how many people were trying to get past them.

My pension plan is to be killed in the climate wars of the 2050s.

I still don't care.

Legitimately have no idea why anyone's reading Scott Steiner's posts much less replying to them.

These days, right, if you say you're looking forward to a party because a girl who you've heard is more likely to have sex with people when she's drunk is going to be there, yeah, you get thrown in jail.

Do not ever make that suggestion of me again.

How long would it take you to drink a bottle of brown sauce?

Sports Personality of the Year Literally the least important thing in the world. f**k off.

You should be in charge of this game. There'd be three people left at the end of the year and you still wouldn't win.

Bringing up Verstappen weaving on the straight as evidence of anything is a waste of time too, since the absolute worst you'd get for that as a first offence in a race would be a warning. It's the most Partridge-shruggy of everything that happened during the race.

You're not allowed to boo if you also didn't notice.