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The gurning gimp's farewell tour whimpering away like a weak fart is probably better than a devastating last day catastrophe like Slippy G or the like. Haha.

But I don't like any of these songs. I actively dislike several of them.

Burt Reynolds is in The X-Files:

This is good patter tbf and the sort of thing I'd do in her place.

New Order 1981-1989

It's really a mystery as to why you get called BoredomGuy.

Sometimes formuladank is too easy but this is some top tier video editing:

It is, but I haven't seen Neighbours. I appreciate I'm pushing it slightly with the image here, but Will Smith's maw from Fresh Prince is in The X-Files: Also featured of course as the recurring nurse in The Big Bang Theory:

I'd much rather have Prosvetov in tonight, even if it's a case of magic box syndrome. He never looked like he was in full control of his limbs, so at least if he doesn't know what he's going to do the Jets can't either.

Anything north of Bearsden is a foreign country.

That guy from the meme about not doing kissing scenes because of his wife is in The X-Files: Charles Widmore from Lost is in The X-Files:

My graphics teacher in 6th year used to let us listen to music. Used to let us put music on in the class until one clown put on Blow My Whistle Bitch. This was pre-2010 though, very little smart phone proliferation. Good guy. Morton fan. Hi Dave, if you're reading.

Yesterday morning before I went to work I was bored of what was on BBC Breakfast so I tried the other channels. This is quarter part six in the morning. GB News had a guy talking about house prices. Fair enough, this is actual news. I went to Talk TV - something I saw last week airing a programme called "The Woke That Was" which was described as everything you could imagine - and I kid you not, when I turned over Jeremy Kyle said the following virtually word for word: "You get proud Scots, you get proud Welsh, why can't we be proud of St. George's flag? Why is it a symbol of everything that's wrong. I'M SICK OF IT. TELL ME." Cut to a panel of two guys in suits and a woman looking like they wanted the earth to be hit by a meteor. I don't think I've seen someone do that bit so earnestly, but he was fully on board. Astonishing.

We've called up Prosvetov. I can see him getting a game if Annunen stays sick for much longer.

Any more talk of Scotland being built on the slave trade will bring Kinky back.

In fairness, Man City vs. Coventry would be a slightly sad foregone conclusion as a the plucky wee team get ripped to bits. Man City vs. Newton Heath will either be a riot or 10-0.

Remember, the V in VAR stands for virgin.

Take the phone off the first child you see with one and throw it out the nearest window. The rest will fall into line.

Another year, another bed shitting

Jim Traynor wouldn't have stooped to that level of tweeting. Dearie me.

Hands across the M8 again, is it?

You're all off your head getting up that early on a Sunday to listen to Crofty.

I am ready to see Ryan Gauld lead his country to glory, ten years later.