Miguel Sanchez

He has an oddly pointy head, I noticed that last night too.

That'll be that then.

This is too obviously fictional to be cringe. I actually believe the other one.

I don't know if it's the same noise but I think it's a squeaking sound from them cleaning the camera lens.

Whoever wiped it didn't seem to account for the fact that it's still raining and there will be more water.

Get someone with a hanky and get that camera cleaned.

In about two months I'm going to post John Locke from Lost in The X-Files, and The X-Files movie.

Janice from Friends was in The X-Files before she was Janice from Friends:

One thousand four hundred dollars, if anyone's wondering.

Vondas from The Wire is in The X-Files Apparently you can get signed photos of the part.

"The Traitors" Go away.

How many deposits will they lose? ~90%?

@paranoid android

Would you score against someone going for a double Stone Island look?

Stick a hook on the bathroom door so you can take your troosers off when you shite

I've recently started buying sausages from the butcher rather than the supermarket. If you fed them to me blind I wouldn't believe they were from the same planet never mind animal.

Is this the Star Trek fan calling other TV shite, aye?

Bebe from Frasier is in the X-Files (cheating slightly I remembered this one) Also in the X-Files is Krycek from... er, the X-Files:

Finally flushing The Ev out of the Barclays is more important than whatever the obviously doped up oil clubs are up to. Hard to side against the powers that be here.

I'd love to be a snooker player beating Ronald in front of a crowd full of his gimpy fans. Full on Mourinho at the end:

On the wonderful website efukt - I was introduced to it via the NSFW forum but I've not been on it in a while - they featured one of those 'nullo' people once. They were complaining about the police being on at them because when they'd carried out the action they hadn't done it right, so they hadn't cut off the blood flow properly, so when the actual severance happened there was a lot more blood than there should have been and they panicked and phoned an ambulance. I wonder what that paramedic visit was like.

Quato('s host) from Total Recall was in The X-Files:

I said it last year when MacKinnon and Rantanen were carrying the team all year, but it's just special being able to watch someone this good night in night out. What a man.