Miguel Sanchez

If you think 9/11 was an inside job you shouldn't be allowed out on your own.

Reading through this thread is actually a wonderful log of The Journey and all its assorted tribulations. All the big defeats are in there, all the humiliations, it's like a condensed version of the BRALT with hysterics replacing histrionics.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31248150 Morrison travelled to Italy with West Ham's consent in order to sign a pre-contract agreement with Lazio last month.

Hockey is much better, don't worry.

Why bother when there's a willing tinder match sitting opposite him?

Boy it must be shite if it's a boring version of American football

Do you know why it won't work for videos that are like this?

Strawberry

This video:

Medium

Not sure it'd help

Other PTTGOMN: Adverts for Durex gels or whatever they are that show people using them. Yes, people are having sex while I'm sitting eating super noodles and watching The Mummy Returns. I get it. I'm alone. f**k off.

Did you forget you replied to me the first time?

I've been sat with my head tilted for the past hour. No amount of cotton buds can ease this pain.

There's water stuck in one of my ears.

I had a look at the gold forum to see who the others were and there, on post #14 Given Marshmallo is one of those creepy fucks who follows me around - after the bruising he got for saying Hernandez was better than Balotelli - I will not get fair representation on this thread. Which is a shame as I was top ten material under a fair and transparent system. -- I'll give you three guesses who said that

I hate it when someone asks you the time and the minute hand is directly in the middle of two numbers so you don't know which one to use Imagine asking someone the time and seeing them stand looking gormlessly at their wrist like they've never seen a fucking watch before

Listerine is much more efficient:

pfft, I've been Safarian since before you were born

I agree with this. I think if Gauld is going to be the main piece of the national team for the next ~10 years, which he hopefully is, you need to get him in and playing as soon and as often as possible. That it can start against a pub team like Gibraltar is all the better. Less pressure on him and the team to get a result (because it'll come easily, obviously.... right?) so he can be eased gently into international games.

Re: "Are they still Rangers or not?" To quote someone I saw on P&B somewhere - Same shite, different toilet.

How come Magee doesn't have "Banned" under his avatar but you can't click on his profile?

I went to school with a Darcy. Then again, she was a girl and English so it's probably not the same.

That's quite the hairdo you've got.