Miguel Sanchez

Boys Keep Swinging by David Bowie (if you're still there)

^^^ is still raging he wasn't first to think of throwing on a dress and a wig to win Eurovision type post

I did say I was bad at maths

Neuwirth has stated that he does not identify as transgender,[7][11] but is instead a man. His sexual orientation is homosexual and he also described himself as a drag queen.[56] He uses female pronouns to describe his Wurst character, but male pronouns when referring to himself.[1][2] HTH

Standard grade craft and design was the same. Pretty sure for that I had to sit all three levels of exam for some reason, foundation has questions that had a picture of a hammer then four options for what it was. "Hammer." "Bandsaw." "File." "Clamp." "Christ."

Then Homer Loves Flanders They don't call me Springfield Fats just because I'm morbidly obese! Now you've got a lawsuit on your hands.

About two years ago I watched all my DVDs in order after having spent a few years watching an episode here and there when they were on channel 4. Even though I did and still do hole The Simpsons as the greatest TV show ever, I truly forgot how funny it could be. In A Streetcar Named Marge, while Marge is off singing as Blanche DuBois while shirtless Flanders is cavorting about Homer's left to eat himself and is moaning because Marge isn't there to do it for him, she tells him to open his own tins The slow shift from looking at the unopenable can, to the ring pull, then "so I can open my own can of pudding can I? Shows what you know Marge!" had me literally struggling to breathe and I had to pause the DVD for a few minutes. So innocuous but so fucking hilarious.

It's a good thing nothing bad ever came from Europe pissing off Austria and Germany at the same time

Estonia's results announcer looks like the mother of the Cheeky Girls

Liquorice Allsorts, eh?

3 whole points! I don't even care that San Marino isn't a country

Now that's a neckline

Only five points for Russia? Nae mare internet for you, lads

I hope we cut Australia off after this, ungrateful b*****ds

Nigella wearing the sun from the Teletubbies

The nose on the Austrian burd

Conchita looks fucking horrified at the prospect of Russia winning this

Dear oh dear, Australia

Another neckline that reaches the crotch

big thanks to Eire for another point

The Moldovan morning news must be an eyeful

Can they not afford proper green screens in Albania?

A point!

Another participant for Mozza's after-party here

Would love to see Russia win and then get trolled to f**k next year with blanket demonstrative LGBT entries from every country.