Miguel Sanchez

Life in Chuck Green's chateau doesn't look very relaxing judging by the left on the bottom

^^^ thinly veiled brag about being popular

You should reply to this with "You know who put numbers on people's arms? The Nazis."

In my FIFA 11 goalkeeper Be a Pro career I am currently at Kasimpasa in Turkey. In reality they currently have Ryan Babel and Andreas Isaksson playing for them and had Shota Arveladze managing them for a few years and have upgraded their stadium, but until recently they played in something that made them the Turkish equivalent to Hamilton Accies:

Imagine going into Greggs and watching what happens. What sort of deviant do you have to be for that?

That's apparently the case with this one. A black guy stole his burd. It's a good thing the countries of the world base their laws on documents drawn up several centuries ago. Keeps that uppity King of England from cutting about trying to invade all of them.

^^^ not enjoying the journey

My face hurts. Ed - this boy in the middle clearly recognises the absurdity of what's going on:

Build a bigger fence.

It's because he was the bad guy in Big Momma's House.

Seems like some boy right enough: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/website-dylann-roof-white-supremacist-manifesto-photos http://lastrhodesian.com/data/documents/rtf88.txt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZrFVtmRXrw

But what if a bear comes through the door?

I've got some laughter: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33205755 John Collins reveals that Celtic will not be buying Steven Fletcher or Ikechi Anya Well, imagine that

Flies. Not normal flies, the big ones you follow around before hitting with whatever solid paper object you have to hand. The wee shitey floaty ones you can hit with one hand. I've had a continuous stream of the c***s around here the past few days.

An Arbroath fan with ludicrous defences of America's gun policies? What a brand new scenario for General Nonsense.

I can't say much for his fashion sense either https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodesiaand https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_South_Africa#1928.E2.80.9394_flag, if you're unfamiliar with your flegs. He must have run out of room for his swastika and his confederate cross.

Despite being a squad member I actually played the next game. Beat Kilmarnock away 1-0, didn't touch the ball at all, my squad status went down a point. Now have Bordeaux in the Champions League Brilliant

Playing be a pro goalkeeper on FIFA 11, in my second season now at Aberdeen after Southend told me to f**k off - I've started every game - We're second in the league, I've kept 8 clean sheets in 13 appearances (ahead of Allan McGregor who only has 5) - I've just conceded a 90th minute equaliser to St. Johnstone as when I came out for a cross I decided to go two steps too far to the left allowing an easy tap-in - Now, because the game doesn't reward you when you have a rating of 6-7 because you don't do anything (even if you don't let anything in) I've been demoted, because my bad performances total up but my good ones don't - Pile of shite

I've never had a car

f**k sake magee Also, Hitler could have been giving an address on stage before Pulp and I would have been there to get a good spot. Only thing I remember being off about MCR was the sound being quite poor. Thankfully this had cleared up by the time the main show arrived.

The band appears to be playing while all this is going on. I went to T in the Park in 2011 purely to see Pulp, as I'm working my way to the front when My Chemical Romance finished the general conversation of the crowd is on the bands that are going to play and this fat boy pipes up saying he came fae Aberdeen ae see Foo Fighters ae Pulp ur shite and I spend the next ~half hour telling him he's a clown Also found out he was a Rangers fan Also, I had seen Foo Fighters at Milton Keynes the week before and they were boring.

peas

There currently exists in my stomach an intermittent pain whose occurrence every 20 minutes or so makes me feel like I've swallowed a hedgehog at some point If I die I enjoyed my time here

is this from an extremely low budget version of Birds of a Feather?