Miguel Sanchez

Watching a Bob Ross episode for the first time. I don't know why it's so captivating, but it is.

I don't know what's parody and what isn't anymore.

Verstappen has won 37 races over the past three seasons.

Well, I guess this has been answered.

He was right behind Bottas and now he's 5 seconds behind him. I don't know if it's tyres or his bottle's crashed.

Absolute scenes when the Ferarris put each other into the wall on the last lap.

Perez gets right alongside into turn one then looks like he brakes earlier than he normally would. Fucking get on with it.

Looked like Hamilton to blame there. Piastri's going in a straight line the whole time.

It only got warmer and rowdier after that. Good night.

Tinpot.

Week 35 update Nothing.

I did watch a video once where some guys were sat on a swingset and swung back and forth as some petrol underneath them was lit, but I was afraid if I said "swing" twice in the one post it wouldn't read very well.

"Swing and a miss, champ" as the axe drops.

Ready Player One (2018) The year is 2045. All of America lives in slums comprised of containers perched on top of one another. They spend every waking moment inside an extremely realistic version of the Metaverse, where they can be and do anything and they all compete for Coins to be able to do things. The guy who created this sets up a Willy Wonka style egg hunt to find an heir to the empire, and one nerd does this with the fate of the world coming down to him. For some reason this is presented as a Spielberg family-friendly action romp, rather than the detached dystopian horror it clearly is. I watched this a few years ago and it was one of the few films I've posted about in here. I called it Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for arseholes with no attention span. If anything it's worse than I remember. Have you ever seen Pixels? It's like that only more obnoxious, and this film doesn't have Adam Sandler in it. What an achievement. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) You know that thing Will Ferrell does where he yells and it's really funny? Of course you don't, because that's all he does and it's about the most irritating thing in the world. I wanted to watch something I knew I'd hate. Even though several scenes were wasted on me because I'm already familiar with them as memes, it was contemptible. Spectre (2015) Doesn't watching James Bond films nowadays just make you fellas want to drink a nice, cool, refreshing Heineken? Drink Heineken and you too can make the most attractive woman in the world, Lea Seydoux, fall in love with you after three days. Drink Heineken and you too can throw Dave Bautista off a train. Drink Heineken. HEINEKEN. LOOK HE'S DRINKING A HEINEKEN. IT'S A BEER. BUY IT. CONSUME. I'd seen this once and was really underwhelmed by it. Now though, I enjoyed it quite a lot. Lots of classic Bond on offer - Blofeld, locations, a giant and largely mute henchman to fling him about a bit. It's let down by the main bad guy being Ant & Dec and largely being a rehash of Skyfall's "you're obsolete Bond", but the rest of it's alright. I think the biggest problem is it doesn't do enough to be its own film. I don't know that any Bond (actor) is as betrothed to his previous stories as Daniel Craig, and the result is you just have the feeling that the previous film was better, and nothing's really going to get resolved now and you'll have to wait. The song was terrible too.

You don't hear much about ISIS nowadays.

@VincentGuerin

Dindee.

How long do you think we'll hear updates about Ange Postecoglou's Spurs for?

I had the Carabao Cup highlights on the other day and Everton's goalkeeper was listed as "Jordan Lee Pickford" on the team sheet. Make of that what you will.

Pervert.

Bit warm at Gelatine tonight.

Transfer fee? Salary? Weekly wage?

Anyway, have this, fresh off the algorithm:

It is worth pointing out that last year's Saints Row was shit. It's one of September's free games on PS+. Which is getting a 30% price increase in a few days. I miss the days when Jim Sterling was watchable, there'd be some good videos on this.

It's like he's trying to miss.