Had a threesome with one of Mrs Mathematics’ friends and her girlfriend, then had to run into the garden to “turn on the gravestones” without being seen, before running back into the house to console a mate whilst his cleaner searched my kitchen for paper towels. Then two guys I know a little ruined an excellent game of warhammer with another two friends by being loud and obnoxious.
Started off well, then got a little fucked up.