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  1. Adaptation of the town crest, which has roots in the [kris] Boyd family crest.
  2. Went to the beer fridge to steal one of Mrs Mathematics’ beers. Picked out a wee strawberry fruli. Tasted like shit so looked at the bottle to check the date. It’s a fucking Lychee Beer. f**k off.
  3. American version is much more fast-paced than the English one, I’m lead to believe. Fry isn’t a good presenter for this show, yet. You'd never get tired of punching that smug contestant. Seemed like a p***k.
  4. They used to be somebody. Back when Scott Arfield had just entered puberty.
  5. It wasn’t THAT bad. It’s not like we spent a while down there, like Hibs, Rangers, Dundee Utd, Dundee, Falkirk…
  6. Met Arnold Schwarzenegger at a meet n greet when he was doing “an evening with…”. He’s much shorter than you might expect. I used to work in a bar and met quite a few famous folk due to it. Frankie from the Darkness and John Hartson were complete gents. The singer from Keane was desperate to be recognised. Goldie Lookin Chain we’re just a bunch of [loveable] idiots. James from Biffy is really nice, Ben is less so but loves to talk, Simon is pretty aloof.
  7. Fight for those inbred fucks? No fucking way.
  8. Looks like a decent appointment. I hope he does well for you and you stay punching up in the second tier of Scottish Football. Fingers crossed we meet in the Quarters of the Scottish Cup.
  9. 1. Neil Doncaster He’s everything that’s wrong with Scottish football. 2. Andrew Dallas He’s everything that’s wrong with Scottish football. 3. Douglas Ross Fat, money-grabbing, spineless Tory f**k. Might actually be a decent linesman. 4/5. Willie Millar He’s everything that’s wrong with Scottish football. 4/5. Pat Bonner He’s everything that’s wrong with Scottish football. 6. Tommy Wright He’s everything that’s wrong with Scottish football. 7. Jane Lewis She’s, eh, a slevering, eh, mess. 8. Derek Adams A fat fucking weirdo. Jamie Hamill didn’t hit him hard enough. 9. Billy Dodds Ayrshire **** are unacceptable. 10. Andy Walker He’s everything that’s wrong with Scottish football.
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