Big Rider

Is the hard working Scottish taxpayer still subsidising HS2?

Quite fancy that one myself. Let us know how you get on?

ExACtlY!!!! Ireland has its independence but its subjected to occassional "slurry dumps" from passing UFOs, killing millions. Doesn't happen here!!!!

Nigel still isn't gonnae pump ye pal.

Nah, this is total grampa stuff. The onus is on the slower car driver to use their own brakes or gears to maintain speed until its safe to come out into a faster lane. They should signal there intent when safe to do so. Similarly, if I'm in the outside lane and a faster car approaches behind me I just pull into the next lane when its safe to do so and let them get on their way. I'll leave it to the police to decide if they are travelling 'antisocially' as you say. The rest of the journey was pretty good. There were hardly any lorries and most drivers pulled over after overtaking therefore i was often in the inside lane, jus keeping that bubble blowing along nicely.

Whit? Same rules would apply if I was doing 70 in the outside lane. Do I have to brake just because he’s decided to indicate? You don’t have a sluggish black Fiesta do you?

I was driving up the M6 yesterday in the outside overtaking lane doing about 80mph. I see some guy in the middle lane in a black fiesta putting on his signal to get into my lane. He must be doing about 60mph at this point. As I overtake him he gives me the vicky and when he pulls out behind me he is furiously flashing his lights. I soon lose site of him in the distance as he struggles to overtake the other vehicles in the middle lane. Made me think, did this guy think that the guy travelling faster than him in the outside lane should brake to let him out just because he signalled? Surely he has to control his own speed by dropping down gears and anticipating that I'll be past him in seconds before he pulls out? Anyway, c**t!

Nigel’s no gonnae pump ye, pal.

looks like he's been triggered into paranoia whilst defending Nigel Fromages banking shenanigans

Add Boris Johnson to that list too you Orange diddies.

I used to kid on with my boys when we were out and had stuff to be binned, juice can, crisp wrappers and the like, to take them and stuff them in a bush or fling them into a garden. I always got a telling off from them which made me quite proud of them. They never drop litter and never have. Early this year we walked the Kelvin Way during late winter/early spring when the grass was still to grow and the sheer quantity of shite left at people's lazy arses was astounding. Empty bottles, cans, wrappers, batteries, vapes the lot. It was still there even when we got out into the sticks washed up by the river when it was in spate. Literally ankle high in plastic at some places. The boys noticed it and asked why people did that with their litter. To be honest, I had no idea what to tell them. It's fucking horrible to see.

I hoped that by saying northern powerhouse it would mean that Rishi would generously pour even more subsidies into my porridge pot. Hope the Tynesiders and Cumbrians won't hate me for it.

Quite right. A northern powerhouse.

Well said. You should become Prime Minister and rule Scotland.

I’ve just tried to get tickets online and that’s the message I’m getting. Better not be a half arsed sell out like the JohnLambie stand in the last home game.

A good idea to try out. The rich tory owners of Celtic could provide some skips for all the shite that would otherwise be left at someone's lazy arse.

RIP Andy. What a brilliant bassist you were. Integral to the fantastic Smiths sound.

Thought that Brownlie strolled it today in defence. Good chance at the corner, too.

No, it's at The Oyster Bar, Ellenabeich, Seil Island. The view is over to Scarba. Magic day, I'm on the pints, my boys are on the hot chocolates and my wife is doing the dinner tonight.

A cracking pint of Fyne Ales Workbench, in a superb Williams Bros Glass, at one of the best pub views in the country. Happy days!

Irn Bru flavoured sour beer from Vault City. Lovely.

Binfire Britain here. What a shiteheap of a place.

Yup, I liked McCall but the last couple of home league games have been utter dung. We are out the playoff place and fannying about in the league. Getting our tummies tickled for actually turning up against that Rangers shite is not good enough.

My wife used to call them Gwhat Everys