WeAreElgin

I'm surprised by general opinion on headwear considering I assume the majority of this site to be bald as f**k

If anyone ever asks "what is a word salad?" direct them to the post above. Fucking hell.

What worries me is the silence from the club. While those around us are already making moves in terms of transfers we have nothing. No rumours, no gossip, nothing. Given we should be looking to strengthen in pretty much every area except goalkeeper, it isn't filling me with a huge amount of confidence. I know it's still early but I fantasise about Elgin showing a real statement of intent to demonstrate we're having a real go of it next year but it doesn't look like it's ever going to come. It would be nice to have something to celebrate for the first time.

What decade is this

Don't back down, don't double down, triple down! Now it's the ex-chairman's fault. What a roaster.

Thank f**k that season is over.

The real fun starts when you get north of Inverness, specifically past the Tore roundabout

Sacking the manager after losing a dead rubber? Perspective, please

I love these poorly thought out and completely illogical ideas being thrown about

Cigars for our friends in the Portuguese government who are moving to drop their mask mandate, just in time for my arrival on Saturday

Thank f**k for that!

I think that's a fair statement, although not sure he's had enough consistent game time to really develop into himself.

Not sure what I was expecting from Playa Blanca or Lanzarote in general but it was a bit too heavy on the fitba top wearing red faced UK folk for my liking

I flew from Edinburgh right at the beginning of the school holidays and security was fine, no excess queueing or anything like that. Give yourself a couple of hours if you're flying at a busy time and you'll be sound. Post-security was pretty busy but it shouldn't be an issue as long as you aren't planning on going to All Bar One!

Shit like that is FBPE twitter protesting at its finest. Most of the dolts driving that nonsense will have no skin in the game and it's just a way to get social media attention. An arbitrary number pulled out of thin air. Where's Greenpeace hijacking oil rigs when you need them?

Thing is, you won't get stopped. Nobody really cares anymore. I stopped wearing one after SG announced the March review date and I haven't been challenged at all.

The co-op is now a place of worship. The pub is now a place of worship. Tesco petrol station? Place of worship.

What a speccy fucking loser

Nothing says happy mother's day quite like ordering tacky shite off Moonpig

I mean, they weren't wrong were they?

Dentists are collectively OFTW

John Mason is a total fucking fruitloop, what did you expect?

I genuinely thought track and trace or whatever it's called finished ages ago. I haven't checked in at a restaurant or whatever in well over a year!

f**k this seminar, self help nonsense. Just marry someone with rich parents. Financial planning at its best.

I don't see us getting much from our next couple of games so it'll be tight, you'd think we were safe but we never want to make things easy. I'd hope we were guaranteed to be safe by the time we play Cowden in April.