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Calling the SNP the "left" [emoji2955]

Highly recommend A Castle For Christmas on Netflix if you enjoy horrendous Scottish accents. They are almost offensively bad.

Who?

At the moment the only drop-in centre for NHS Highland is in Fort William. A 3 hour drive if you live in Dunoon. About a 4 hour drive if you're in Thurso. Public transport is pretty unrealistic. How exactly does one simply "just get vaccinated"?

My wife went to Vienna yesterday, official verdict is that it's not too bad as long as you've got your vaccine passport (and your actual passport) sorted to get into pretty much everything.

Mass Effect legendary edition is a remaster done well. Battered through ME1 as quickly as possible as it hasn't aged exceptionally well, but ME2 is still an absolute delight.

It's what you deserve for ordering a hot dog at the football

Skinny jeans are only uncomfortable if you're too fat to wear them, fatty tights.

Best types of posts on P&B for this slice of comedy gold. Fucking hell.

I don't think I've heard anyone call Neale Hanvey anything other than baldy

Clydebank deliberately played shite in the first half. Good one

I will never understand why a club with players of decidedly limited ability can consistently turn out without a striker on the pitch

Pissed off that, after having to pay for 5 tests for me, the wife and our 3 kids, that the PLF didn't even ask for the booking references for the kids [emoji36]

Vaccine passport/negative test result required to get into the historic sites in Crete. Saves me a shite day trip, but when will Oaksoft/Detournement condemn?????

One of the funniest posts I've ever seen on this site. Outstanding

Viva Brazil helped me understand the expression "meat sweats"

Not really sure why we played the first half with precisely zero attackers on the pitch. Wilson looked impressive when he came on and caused Stirling's defence no end of trouble. We really took the game to Stirling in the second half and deserved more from the game, Stirling clinical enough to take the chances when they came. Haven't really been keeping much of an eye on him this season but McEwan had an absolutely rotten game and seems to have regressed a fair bit from when we first signed him.

Weather warnings for heavy rain tomorrow afternoon, hopefully the game will avoid the worst of it. Absolutely hammering down in Ross-shire this morning. We're missing Hester, Little and Cooper still. Draper isn't ready to start and no idea what the score is with Jaime Wilson. I am...not that confident.

No match for me either

Anywhere between 500 and 500k is my guess

It's going to be some stupid visit Scotland outpost like Oban or Kyle of localsh or something isn't it

Convenience and the ability to palm off complete shite guilt-free. Not sure I have the nerve to sell something to someone knowing it was fucked, car dealerships on the other hand? f**k them.

Folk that wait around like idiots waiting for the pumps at "the right side". Don't think I've been to a petrol station that didn't have long hoses, certainly not at the likes of Tesco etc.

Aye, it wasn't really that amusing and probably would have been forgotten about by now had it not been for the tears and snotters a couple of hours later

Very convenient that I'm flying back from Greece via London next month so any extra testing in Scotland can gtf