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Yay, more time for EK to sign some new players before their next match.

I'd bought the wee man a junior top from JD the other week, ordered an adult size M from dhgate as well for him to try and it came today - a noticeably different shade of blue and the yellow is a bit duller when compared side by side, but a reasonable effort for £9 that will be fine for kicking about in this summer.

Not part of the report but there's a clip that contrasts that brilliantly- where most of the squad wheel away to celebrate when they won the shootout, you can see Harry McGuire immediately move across and shake hands with the Coventry players. As maligned as he is at United, I thought that showed a real degree of class and self awareness of just now much they'd got away with it.

RIP football. f**k what they've done to the game.

Sexy.

Hopefully not the only penalties that City face this year..

This is embarrassingly negative stuff from Madrid. Parking the bus to the max.

Baws.

Bye bye Barclays.

Aye he's being an utter dick right now. "Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny... Kenny, Kenny" "Do you want to let me speak" x8

Don't ever give up the fraudulent baldness.

I'm an EK fan and I don't like him. Hoping he gets EK promoted this season and then moves on to another project swiftly after.

What did she think she was getting? Fish don't have fingers.

I clicked into the official Lowland League website this morning and couldn't figure out why EK hadn't proclaimed themselves champions as the website standings have them ten points ahead with nine to play for. Turns out the Lowland League site must have put the postponed match through as a goalless draw and given EK and CSS a point each

Yep there's actually a wee bit of pressure on this one now to get back to winning ways. We have been playing against some big-name opposition so perhaps not a surprise that we've not had massively positive results, but with only Gibraltar & Finland in June before the Germany game we could do with a convincing win & performance tonight to get some positivity for the next couple of months.

One of our royal overlords is f****** a Yank, I'll have you know. If it's good enough for them...

Yep.. I reckon one of the redtops will have paid one of those alleged snoopy nurse types to rifle through filing cabinets and find some juicy tidbits on what's been wrong with her. Announcement is to preempt that revelation.

The inconsistency is a real worry for the playoffs. Need to do it across four games and I don't have confidence that they can sustain that. The club are all in for promotion this year, and failing to achieve that will really hit hard.

There's a trailer out for a new movie she's starring in where she's prancing about in bikinis and shooting lesbian love scenes.. all under the direction of her son Damian. That boy's not right. Can I have 12 tickets to see it though please.

3-1 down to Hearts B at half time, that rock solid defence doing its thing yet again. Just need to win this one 6-5 then eh?

Yep defence does seem to be a worry, particularly at home- quick browse through the Lowland League fixtures says they've played 17 games at K-Park and only kept 4 clean sheets. They do seem to have a "we'll just outscore the opposition" approach to matches but as you say they could come unstuck against someone a bit more organised in the playoffs. Hope not.