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Aye he's being an utter dick right now. "Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny... Kenny, Kenny" "Do you want to let me speak" x8

Don't ever give up the fraudulent baldness.

I'm an EK fan and I don't like him. Hoping he gets EK promoted this season and then moves on to another project swiftly after.

What did she think she was getting? Fish don't have fingers.

I clicked into the official Lowland League website this morning and couldn't figure out why EK hadn't proclaimed themselves champions as the website standings have them ten points ahead with nine to play for. Turns out the Lowland League site must have put the postponed match through as a goalless draw and given EK and CSS a point each

Yep there's actually a wee bit of pressure on this one now to get back to winning ways. We have been playing against some big-name opposition so perhaps not a surprise that we've not had massively positive results, but with only Gibraltar & Finland in June before the Germany game we could do with a convincing win & performance tonight to get some positivity for the next couple of months.

One of our royal overlords is f****** a Yank, I'll have you know. If it's good enough for them...

Yep.. I reckon one of the redtops will have paid one of those alleged snoopy nurse types to rifle through filing cabinets and find some juicy tidbits on what's been wrong with her. Announcement is to preempt that revelation.

The inconsistency is a real worry for the playoffs. Need to do it across four games and I don't have confidence that they can sustain that. The club are all in for promotion this year, and failing to achieve that will really hit hard.

There's a trailer out for a new movie she's starring in where she's prancing about in bikinis and shooting lesbian love scenes.. all under the direction of her son Damian. That boy's not right. Can I have 12 tickets to see it though please.

3-1 down to Hearts B at half time, that rock solid defence doing its thing yet again. Just need to win this one 6-5 then eh?

Yep defence does seem to be a worry, particularly at home- quick browse through the Lowland League fixtures says they've played 17 games at K-Park and only kept 4 clean sheets. They do seem to have a "we'll just outscore the opposition" approach to matches but as you say they could come unstuck against someone a bit more organised in the playoffs. Hope not.

2-0 down at half time against Tranent, maybe it's not quite all over at the top of the league... Kennedy off to the sin bin as well for arguing with the ref after the first goal.

How are these refs making split second decisions and announcements? And it takes us five minutes to decide if someone's bawhair is offside...

49ers blokes with the different coloured socks are annoying me. Apparently socks are not part of the standard kit so seemingly doesn't matter if they want to wear something different to their teammates.

Does Neil Warnock get the crown for a few months if the king snuffs it?

That wee Bash Street kid Gunn will get chucked out the window within 10 minutes of meeting with Warnock...

It was a community trust initiative wasn't it, not really linked to the club? Stadium was going to be built from arranged funding as a community resource (gyms, event halls, attract concerts etc), the infrastructure was built which was part of the reason for dualling Greenhills Road and they even put directional signs to "community stadium" around Calderglen, Langlands & Greenhills. I know COVID got in the way but seems strange not one bit of work has been done, even with starting a car park to keep the planning permission live.

Is it time for Gazza to flush it out with his fishing rod and a bucket of KFC yet?

Saudis tying Steven Gerrard down on a new contract last week to rake in the compensation money..

Probably jinxing this tonight but I got a cheap trampoline tie-down kit years ago and have never had any issues with mine in storms over the years. Wee twisty spike things that go into the ground with robust straps to keep it in place and I'm very neighbour-friendly...

Don't worry, Thistle have previous for throwing away a commanding lead against County. I'm sure Adams is the man to inspire that comeback...