Hauzen

I reckon Newcastle's owners might take a punt on him soon when they get fed up with Eddie Howe.

Walter Smith says "no stealing from Sainsburys!"

Bread has always been my vice.. two slices of bread in the toaster for breakfast each morning, and then two (sometimes 4) for sandwiches to take to work for lunch just for the convenience. I can cut out the breakfast bread with porridge/Weetabix, though that gets a bit monotonous after a while (lactose intolerant so don't tend to have cereal with milk, as I'm not a huge fan of other types of milk except unsweetened almond milk in tea) but I'm struggling for lunch ideas aside from bread/roll/baguette each day. Any suggestions for lunch other than a tin of soup? Don't really want to be buying pre-packed salads or pastas..

MK should have asked Santa for some more players...

That dress...

I did think he'd been awfully quiet since he left Leeds United...

Interesting to note that the four former league sides occupy the bottom four serious side spots (no offence Gretna and Edinburgh Uni fans)

ETH was named Manager of the Month just the other day too Celebrating excellence in baldness and fraudness..

Aye there's a fully grown woman wearing a hi-vis vest standing in it. Pretty easy to avoid I would have thought.

"Household expenses" = more cushions from B&M.

Actually hope Kennedy and Ferry go to Clyde and EK can get someone else in to finish the promotion job... there's always been money with EK and they are ambitious enough to end up in the SPFL eventually, but could do without the circus that the current management team bring.

No wonder they're not making any money if the staff are all standing about outside taking photos.

I think with this new signing to the club, the East Kilbride squad has now overtaken Dundee as the fourth most populous place in Scotland.

MK is on the shortlist to be the new Clyde manager and has had discussions with them apparently, could be about to jump ship already.

Great start to the second half, 0-6.

Now needs to be 7-6... Nice to see Kennedy has EK keeping it tight after the break

Not even half time and it's 5-0 now. Wow.

Needs a rousing half time "soldiers of love" speech and EK will win 5-4...

Not such a happy time in the Scottish Cup for Mick Kennedy this year... 3-0 down to Tranent after 17 minutes

Another new signing to be announced tomorrow.. we can't be far off the point where if you're a semi-pro footballer in Scotland who hasn't been on the books at EK you're a bit of a weirdo.

Gutted lottery winner called everyone he knew over '£50,000 scoop' before devastating blow A man who thought he had scooped £50,000 on the National Lottery called everyone he knew to tell them before realising he had actually won £6. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/gutted-lottery-winner-called-everyone-31137239

x2

McTominay you arse, you're ruining the banter.

The bald fraud starting today with Johnny Evans and Harry Maguire in defence. He's just taking the piss now to see what he can get away with...