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Buy up all the players in Scotland, win all the trophies unopposed

Needs more Johnny Evans and Harry Maguire IMO.

Erik Ten In A Row has a nice ring to it, once the bald fraud gets the chop at Man United.

Not quite as iconic as Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster.

New kit for EK today, always liked the club colours but the badge is like a dodgy MS Paint effort and it sits far too high up and seemingly not straight which just looks weird. The white Kappa box on the short looks shit also.

Yep. Hope they give him a new deal.

Ten Haag is an utter fraud of a manager. Harry McGuire turning down the move to West Ham because he knows he'll be getting the boot and the next manager might stick him back in the team...

Mick Kennedy can be very persuasive to get his own way...

Yes was a great performance and result, but was against a very understrength City side so not a real indicator of where EK are.. can only beat what's in front of you though and that did that very well. 4-1 going on 10-1..

Scenes when Chelsea try to buy him back for £120m+

UEFA disagree with you... "Group A results featuring Qatar Sunday, November 14, 2021 Asian champions Qatar were part of Group A in preparation for the 2022 FIFA World Cup. UEFA invited the Qatar national team – the reigning champions of Asia – to participate in the European Qualifiers as part of their preparations for the 2022 FIFA World Cup, which Qatar will host. Qatar accordingly joined Group A along with Portugal, Serbia, Republic of Ireland, Luxembourg and Azerbaijan; they played their 'home' matches in Europe in order to facilitate short travel times for their opponents. As the next World Cup host nation, Qatar are automatically in the tournament, so their results in Group A did not count towards qualification."

Infantino and his white trainers, must be planning on saying something controversial and needing to run away quickly after..

UEFA have already kind of set a precedent haven't they with Qatar being in the Euro qualifier groups ahead of the World Cup. Could well see this happening. Shite if so.

Think she's publishing a rota for who gets to be married to her. I've got March 28th-29th, 2024.

Rob McLean - "that had number two written all over it" Aye, shite

Yes that is an absolutely brilliant shout.

Not sure she's doing the whole anonymity thing right Pensioner with no smartphone furious about Derby city centre car park where it's cheaper to pay on an app "A pensioner claims that the decision by a Derby city centre car park operator to charge customers who don’t pay using its app more money to park is "discrimination". 80-year-old Sue Smith (surname changed for anonymity)"

Aiden Gilmartin is meant to be coming in on loan from St. Mirren to give another option up front. That said, he is playing for the Buddies' U21 side tonight so maybe not fully confirmed yet.

Do they get to trade in models when they're in prison? 17 years ago he'd probably have been given a PS2, not exactly been able to pop into CEX to get cash to upgrade and we're all at PS5s now so he's going to need a bit of money to upgrade his tech...

Sorry about the 17 years you shouldn't have spent in our prison but you now need to pay us for the privilege Innocent man wrongly jailed for 17 years 'could have to pay prison thousands for board and lodgings'

Very much a "why on earth is this happening to us" vibe.

Think he just gets single instead of double cream on his post-match bowl of strawberries.

The Djokovic heads gone when he loses this is going to be tremendous telly.

Was going to say, only a casual tennis observer but I don't think I've seen anyone rip the arse out of serving like he does with the repetitive bouncing and delays. And just as I type he's given a time violation..

Who do we reckon the BBC will get to redub the announcement of the Queen's death, funeral and the coronation? They'll want to use that footage over and over again and not have it condemned to the big cancellation bin. Time for Zoe Ball to justify her high salary..