Oddy

Saturday night I was at a mates and he gave me a bottle of Brewdog Tokyo 'Oak aged Stout' he wasn't ever likely to drink. As black as my soul and at 18.2% it's far from a session ale. But it was delicious even if it was Jakey Juice.

This c**t.

I see it now. I'm on the medium setting I think and it's just shot up a level or two now I've moved out of White orchard. Died a fair few times. Thinking I could just go in and smash and grab.

I'm about 5 hours in after buying a lad from work's copy this week (£30. It's still £43 second hand in CEX). I think I'll be kissing my weekend goodbye. Especially as I'm a bit of a treasure/Secrets Hunter on RPGs at the best of times. Found the Griffin a Piece of. But I had spent most my time beforehand doing all the White Orchard side quests and ? areas. I find the recommended levels for each quest a bit much. Level 1 for the Noon wRaith Rover when It recommended Min level 3. Took three/four attacks and it was done. Itching to get home and play now. Roll on 5:30!

Terrence Howard. I have no idea why!

I Also got Three. THREE. I always thought I was pretty switched on. May as well get the wheelchair and tartan blanket out.

Friday night I asked 'Our Lass' to marry me and she said Yes! Had a belting weekend in London on the back of it, too.

Proud as funk 'Uncle Oddeh'* today. Can't wait to meet this yin. *Not in a Paedo way.

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Spent the whole of Sunday between my bed and the toilet after what can only have been a bad mixed kebab from 'Turkish Kebab Co' Midland Road Derby. But it was MASSIVE and the whole thing was magic. Although I'm still really struggling through my working day having consumed nothing but diluting juice and Tea I'm still thinking about Kebabs. Like a twunt!

3/10 Looks like I'm the Joey Deacon today.

In work we've got a Starbucks Franchise and there's one woman (Wid!) that makes my Earl grey and never bothers hanging the tea bag tags over the side so I have to fish out my tea bag with some wooden splint type thing.

I don't know a lot about Charlie Boorman but what I do know is I hate his fucking face. No idea why.

Band

If you enjoy a dark ale that's not quite verging on stout try The Hector by An Teallach brewery. Tasty without being too rich. Met the Brewer at a mini event at the Earl of Zetland, Grangemouth Wednesday. Their Crofters Pale ale does what it says on the tin, also! We'll be putting on at least one of his beers at Larbert Beer festival in April.

Table

Green Tea. I appreciate this makes me an utter c**t.

PS3: Oddeh. Playing GTA atm, but I'm open to recommendations.

Finally online last night and had a few hours. Pissing myself at the first real mission to grab the Drugs. This Mo Mo I was on with managed to chase down the guy, I killed the AI and right away this lad jumped in his car and sped off back to the safe house. All I needed to do was pick up the bag and take a sunday drive back to the safehouse for full JP, XP and Cash. As soon as we got out this guy, having realised his error decided I had to die. Managed to lose him in the changing rooms at the local Clothes shop. Tried to invite him to a race 15 minutes later only to find that he'd Blocked me. Love this.

There were plenty of 'sinkholes' in Derby when I was at college there in the nineties. Met most of them in the Union bar.

In the Station Hotel, Larbert drinking Timothy Taylor Landlord and Orkney Blizzard.

Every grown man I have spoken to about this is truly excited by it. And why not?

The past 16 years of my life I have questioned why Michael chose to change all three words on Alan's car. "It now says Cook where it once said Cock and now it's pass where originally it said Piss!" The word that has had me scratching my head all these years is 'BABTRIDGE' Anyone?!

Worm

I'm expecting pelters for this, but I really do love a mash up more when it sounds like a completely new song. Respect al round for the fantastic work on this thread. Some great stuff here.