expatowner

My big sisters boyfriend took us to my first game, I would have been 10 or 11, which was Dunfermline playing in a European tie around 1968-9. It was a midweek game and East End Park was packed to overflowing with people climbing the pylons to get a view. We were squashed down at pitch level. Can’t remember the score but we got chips on the way home. My sister ditched him shortly afterwards and I ended up supporting Raith.

Let Vaughan get the fireside chair, he deserves it.

He will be burnt to a crisp shortly

tissues

Stick some smelling salts up his nose, tell him he’s Pelé and get him on the pitch.

Absolutely. We only have him signed until January. Get him in the team and spread the match minutes around.

Super

runner

Bazooka Joe bubble gum was crap.

balm

weed

His best friends girl?

Guaranteed

Let’s think about protecting the defense before playing too many attack minded individuals.

toe

Dig

Globe

mud

Sizzle

Frozen

Girlfriend

Sky

drinks

Hate