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Anyhoo, the boss has now pissed off to his 'meeting' in Stirling which happens to be a baw hair away from his house in Doune...

There is no way they are red shoes you moron.

Took a walk down Argyle Street (heading to look at the Big Yin mural in the Gallowgate) and must have been stopped by at least half a dozen charity workers / beggars / god botherers. Despite politely turning down any requests to take part in any surveys / donate cash / join a cult you are often still made to feel like a third rate citizen. I have had quieter walks down the strip in Las Vegas. On the plus side I did come face to chest with the tallest woman I have ever seen - she was quite a specimen.

More parenting than baby stuff but my 10 year old came bounding in yesterday having just been named Class Captain for P7 next year. For a girl who had all sorts of anxiety / separation issues growing up, not wanting to go to school for fear of 'new things' I couldn't have been more proud!

Today I am resplendent in jeans and a t-shirt with my boss sitting opposite me in a suit (hopefully thinking I am battering out E Mails to clients).

Mine does this too but having already opened a fresh milk every-time she has cereal..

Fall

Or a million other different things with watermelons on it.

A tea towel with a watermelon on it.

Who is the most popular person in a hospital? The Ultrasound guy.

Raging enough to say your younger brother wears stupid glasses. He must love you.

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A Topic from the fridge sounds great.

I don't have Sky Box Sets but recently found I could watch Game of Thrones from the start (again) which I decided to do in preparation for the new series. When I got to Series 3, however it then says I need to upgrade and have Sky Box Sets. Why is that then?

Stuck

Whale

I think it's your choice of cars which indicates that.

I am watching on Sky 1 and only up to episode 17 - Requiem. Have resisted the urge to find out what you are talking about so far - great series.

What does DNA stand for? National Association of Dyslexics

How this post remained without a greenie until now just beggars belief.

Fishing

Facts you have made up thread for this kind of post.

As Hector Nicol would say - I used to go out with a lassie who was 6ft 4". I had to jack it in though.

Hiding corpses in a loft in this heat is not a good idea.

Is it a urine sample pot that said ladies then take to the doctor to test for vaginal diseases?