monkeyblair

As Hector Nicol would say - I used to go out with a lassie who was 6ft 4". I had to jack it in though.

Hiding corpses in a loft in this heat is not a good idea.

Is it a urine sample pot that said ladies then take to the doctor to test for vaginal diseases?

Is it a slightly bent tent peg?

Tea

A battery pack keeping a bee hive warm?

Is it a pregnancy test?

Hod

At work with no access to photo taking devices - someone else can post one up.

Bag

Sweets

What makes it close?

Is it a dummy socket thingy to stop kids putting stuff in real sockets?

Is it something to do with a socket?

Extractor fan.

Where can I see the new series?

Wid

I would have thought that the purpose of employing a cleaner was that you were working and therefore didn't have the time to do your own cleaning. Given that you have got time to sit and watch the cleaner perhaps you should just do it yourself instead of being a pretentious w****r?

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/blaze-macaw-currently-spreading-wings-10113652

Apologies, I am again at work and have no access to posting pictures. Anyone please feel free to take my turn...

Match box

Is it the fabric on a Travel Fox trainer from the 80's?

So you keep saying but with no pictures to back it up...

Not particularly surprised you didn't understand.

That was one of your sisters tampons you were waving about....