Dee Man

You don't really notice it from the stands, but you definitely notice it when you're on the pitch. Not quite as steep as the old Easter Road but definitely enough to make you want to play downhill in the 2nd half.

Far, far too many simple passes going astray. Kerr and Byrne in particular both been guilty a few times.

I see it's not only in Europe that St Johnstone players go down rather easily.

Even though Cummings post-season table-top speech about having splinters in his arse was tongue in cheek and made when he was pished, he must be simmering away at the amount of time he spends on the bench. I'm guessing he's fallen out with McPake and that's why he's not even in the squad tonight. Hopefully he's out with a knock and my speculation is a bag of pish.

I'll live stream it for you through Messenger but you'll have to put up with me shouting "FOR f**k SAKE" in the background and various items being thrown around.

I didn't realise there was more than one Premier Sports channel until I just checked. I hope our bus driver isn't going by their TV schedule. It must be a nightmare working for the media and trying to get this difficult to obtain information by carrier pigeon in time to air it...

Not even in the squad. I'm guessing a fallout with McPake.

https://deetv.dundeefc.co.uk/

Can you phone about a couple of local boozers and ask if they'll show it on Premier Sports? I watched a Dundee v St Johnstone game in Hayes, Middlesex years ago and the locals weren't happy - "What's this jock shit?" - but f**k them. That game had the dubious honour of having the lowest viewing figures of any Scottish game broadcast at the time. So pwoud.

The bit I don't understand is why Douglas Park would allegedly have been happy to have entered into negotiations about renaming Ibrox to The Cinch Stadium or whatever at the risk of undermining his own company.

Opposition keepers taking ages has always done my tits in so I'm not going to change my viewpoint because our keeper does it. When I was watching it I was screaming at the telly for him to get it to f**k. The game was getting broken up enough without him holding on to it for too long. The 6 second rule needs brought back in and strictly reinforced IMO. He usually looks anything but nervous during our games, quite the opposite, but he definitely did on a couple of occasions. The one where he shanked it out the park in the first half when he could have fallen on the ball or even comfortably picked it up was bizarre. Very out of character performance from him on Sunday at times.

Premier Sports or Dee TV to overseas subscribers (or VPN holders).

Good to read a post that isn't full of negativity and doom and gloom and got me reaching for the shotgun. This is basically how I see it. Apart from the results, for the majority of the games, I'm enjoying the football on display far more than I have in recent seasons. You can see the intent to get it forward quickly for a change. If we were getting horsed every week without competing I'd be worried, but we're not. I'd have that team tonight with McGhee in beside Byrne and Griffiths instead of Sheridan. Reading between the lines in Griffiths interview the other night it sounds like he's been promised guaranteed game time so I don't imagine he'll be getting dropped any time soon unless he's completely off the boil. 2-0 Dundee.

They were clearly designed for Ashcroft to head back into the danger area, I think it came off twice. Would be better off putting the free-kick directly into the danger area IMO.

Presumably Nelms' son smirking there now means there was at least one highlight of the game for me.

The thing that annoyed me about Sheridan yesterday was his inability to control a simple pass to him and then lost possession which he did repeatedly against Celtic and Motherwell. What could and should be the beginning of a move ends up with the opposition having the ball yet again.

Shite thread, shite game and shite result. Everything is shite.

Sounded like "shite Jimmy Saville" to me. He definitely won't be cupping his lugs by the dab fans if he scores.

At least the 'best derby in Scotland' title hasn't jinxed it. Easily the worst derby I've ever witnessed so far.

I'll never be truly 100% happy as a human being until Gowser shaves his napper.

Hartley's face when Rankin said Utd players suffered the night of the Doon Derby and Hartley probably had a good night

John Rankin - "Dindee". Talk right you c**t.

It would be fucking epic if the sculptor was a Dee and the unveiling of the statue revealed a raging Jim McLean launching a punch at a startled John Barnes.

What will the Dynamite shops be shut? No, silly. Cartoons hadn't been invented back then and everyone knows Acme invented dynamite for Wile E. Coyote to try to blow up Roadrunner.