Dee Man

Kilbowie was a mad ground. A big office-like block behind one of the goals full of windows that were presumably plastic or reinforced glass. Edit: Here's a picture here. I miss old stadiums like that and Brockville. Dunno why the f**k I'm on here reminiscing, but here we are.

Remember to take the formula to make dynamite with you or you'll feel a right mug when you realise you can't source any.

That's convenient timing.

Why is there a minutes applause for Jim McLean?

Catholic and boyhood Celtic fan who went on to play for Rangers Neil McCann? Strange path for a bigot to take.

You can have Cillian Sheridan.

Ah, the old "I was fishing" line. Terrific banter.

Probably because none of those games has got any bearing on Sunday's match whatsover.

I can't see Adam being ruled out for 6 weeks then being back already, but hopefully I'm proven wrong and he gets to live out a boyhood dream of scoring the winning goal in a Dundee derby. Adam and Griffiths to score for peak dab rage please.

I think "fucking awful" is a tad harsh on The Dee. Obviously the Celtic game aside and Motherwell at Fir Park, I reckon we've been decent enough and I've enjoyed the other games apart from not winning, obvz. I see enough to be positive about for the season ahead.

Great tune. I've always been disappointed this has never been played at Dens...

Whatever the result, I predict that Twinkle will be on here to finish his posts with a crying laughing emoji to prove how not bothered he is by anything.

Guys, guys, guys; there are some great posters on here who I enjoy their posts and styles immensely and who have political ideologies on the opposite ends of the spectrum but I think I speak for many others when I say we don't give a f**k about them on this thread. Please keep it for the politics forum and utilise this thread purely for abusing/berating/antagonising/provoking/walkingdowntheprovieroadtokickfuckout dabs please. Thank you.

You padded it out a bit, but I got the message in the end.

What's the deal with Fontaine? Was he carrying a knock and that's why he was on the bench on Saturday?

I hope you find out your wife has been banging your best friend.

I do too Vic, I do too.

Where was that?

Where did you watch the derby on 2nd of May 2016?

Last time I was in there we hired out the full place and had to wait fucking donkeys for our food. Some main courses came out after about 90 minutes by which time others had finished theres. The food was fantastic though. I'm choking for a curry now.

Those pretending to hit but running over the ball and leaving it for someone else free-kicks work 100% of the time. So clever.

McKay's hair