Dee Man

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That's a strong comparison if Ronnie Simpson hadn't played much in the previous years before his signing, was notorious for howlers and was getting paid ridiculous wages once he came to Celtic.

My sources are telling me a medical at Tynecastle for 5heid.

You'd think as you got older you'd be ashamed of that behaviour, but no, Mal is presumably in his 40s or 50s and he's still bragging about it. Minter Mal.

Any Killie fans have a Burberry scarf taken from them in the 1980s? This could be your man if so:

Always wanted an upside down cross to get religious fanatics foaming at the mouth. The athiest symbol is far less subtle and would get the point across quicker IMO.

What a strange fellow. Maradona got drug tested for less.

He also clearly rehearses lines to spit out that he must think sound brilliant and will endear himself to the fans. I've twice seen him say in separate interviews, "I've seen the fans turn this place into a cauldron and suck the ball into the net". Charlie Mulgrew will be your player/manager before the season's out IMO.

Mine encapsulates the finest badge, pitch and stand in the world, all in the one image.

What an unusual stance for a fan of a club to take over a new signing.

These are the first posts I've seen anywhere saying it was a deflection - I thought I was the only one. One of the commentators was trying to blame Legzdins saying he was slow to react To be fair to the commentators though, I thought they were having a shocker until they told us they didn't have the benefit of replays as Alba had evicted them from their usual spot. So I'll let them off this time.

I do everything on my phone so not sure if that's possible? Coventry Saint has always been one of the few sane and decent St Mirren fans although his recent definition of a foul has me calling that into question.

In hindsight I should probably have brightened my screen before taking the screenshot.

I took the liberty of pausing at the exact moment of the pass, and the guy trying to block Marshall's cross is who is playing Cummings on. Admittedly it took me ages to pause it at the right moment and I thought Cummings was offside every time until I looked at the screenshot. Handy that we're getting decisions from linesmen who are in line with the action and not people who are watching from dodgy angles from behind.

The Dundee United head coach has quickly written himself into Scottish football folklore as already having spoken more pish than any other manager in the history of our game, having overtaken the previous holder of the title - Ian Cathro - following his post match comments against Aberdeen yesterday. Courts quickly strode into contention for the title shortly after his appointment in June with talk of, "Harnessing and redirecting the energy attached to this football club", and, "The players are being very responsive to our ideas and we're fusing a bit of commonality in what we're trying to do". When asked about signings he replied with that age old cliché, "We're operating in a complex environment with so many variables", as well as, "We are a very fluid club in terms of how communication flows so I have a very good understanding of the signing targets and their profiles". Since then his interviews have been littered with corporate jargon shitetalk buzzwords, like scalability, turnovers, frame of reference and other nonsense like that, however, his post match comments yesterday had even fans of his own club admitting that the guy is an absolute space cadet. Please feel free to add his mad comments as you hear them, which should be roughly every time he opens his mouth. Final word goes to twitter dab 'Billy Baggio':

You have to give him at least until the 19th of September IMO.

Toss of the coin between Celtic and Dundee Utd.

I'd have to disagree there and say 'no'.

T-shirt for Tam:

I'm sure it was him that originally lost it about 3/4 of the way up the pitch so he's done some job tracking all that way back to make the block. As well as one of the subs that came on not having trained either, that's a decent point to get.

“We are a very fluid club in terms of how communication flows, so I have a very good understanding of the signing targets and their profiles. Tam Courts said that a few weeks back. I mean, who the f**k talks like that?

He's a total moon unit. I can't put my finger on it but the boy creeps me out, totally fake as f**k.