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21 minutes ago, TheScarf said:
Or Piers Morgan.
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45 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
You've been missing for a while, so you're probably not aware, but his Mrs routinely goes off on week long "holidays" without him, so your insinuations are actually matter of established fact.
Thank you.
I might just do every post in the out the loop thread until I’m back up to speed.
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7 minutes ago, scottsdad said:
Last night.
Wife: why don't you have a beer? You've had a long day.
Me: No, I'm driving in the morning.
Wife: That's OK. I can drive us in. Just have a beer.
Me: OK.
This morning.
A wife encouraging you to have a beer? There’s more to this story than meets the eyes.
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1 hour ago, throbber said:
Not convinced tbh, much like the influx of adults self diagnosing themselves with adhd it stinks of insecurity and people trying to claim they have a problem that excuses them for their actions and shortfalls.
How can you deny it’s existence when you clearly have it…
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7 hours ago, Shandon Par said:
In the meantime, recreate the joy of steroid injections in hands and feet by taking a fork from the cutlery drawer and forcing it through your foot.
I got my first ever steroid injection last week into my hip joint. The thought of a needle going directly into my groin and travelling that distance wasn’t exactly filling me with joy, but whilst uncomfortable it was nowhere near as bad as I expected. Having said that, I’m hard as nails and most other people would probably have cried.
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16 hours ago, throbber said:
I also don’t think sex addiction is an actual thing - just a get out of jail free card for predators and men who want to cheat on their partners.
Of course sex addiction is a thing you silly sausage. It’s no excuse for committing sexual crimes but it’s definitely a thing.
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On 24/09/2023 at 06:39, welshbairn said:
Those eyes look like a man who has gone on one DMT trip too many.
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5 hours ago, Craigie Jambo said:
Daffy Duck hilariously rips the piss; Wiley is a constant self-saboteur, logically that's just sad, not funny; of course I suppose if you exercise schadenfreude on his ass, granted, that's hilarious
It’s definitely the latter. He’s not a great character, in fact he’s a wee dick, but laughing at his misfortunes is one of life’s joys. If you can’t laugh at him painting a tunnel on a wall, road runner disappearing inside then Wile E smashing into the wall, you are dead inside.
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6 hours ago, Fifespud said:
Disappointed nobody has asked the big question so it will have to be me.
Is Marvin coming to the game?Bell-weather match for us. 3 points and the trajectory is all good, get humped and it’s starting to get a bit jittery.
I just came on to ask the very important question and had a sneaky suspicion you’d beat me to it.
I believe Bullet is on the bench for Kilmarnock. And Dayna.
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On 21/09/2023 at 15:48, throbber said:
Has anyone else’s fire alarm gone off for no reason in middle of night and only for a matter of seconds before? This happened last night and was terrifying.
Is that not what happens when the batteries are on their way out?
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5 minutes ago, mathematics said:
Yes and yes.
It’ll come to no surprise to anyone that Mrs Mathematics’ child has a rather interesting name with roots in her favourite horror movie.
I checked the NRS and there has only been one other occurrence of the name in Scotland in the last 40 years.
She also chose his middle names in such a way to have a nod at yet another horror movie.
You could say it’ll be character building. You could also say he has no chance.
How is little Freddy Leatherface Mathematics getting on these days anyway?
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Long story short, journalist calls her newborn baby Methamphetamine Rules as some sort of idiotic idea to test her local area’s child naming regulations then gets an unwelcome surprise when the name gets accepted and that’s her kid’s name on it’s birth certificate.
I’m not one to judge people but what an utter, utter moron.
Have you ruined your child’s life before it has even started?
Are you the responsible for your child’s relentless bullying and years of torment?
@MONKMAN have considered giving your baby a drug related moniker?
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11 hours ago, throbber said:
Is there any reason why a meat eater wouldn’t want to eat halal meat other than it being harder to source/more expensive or them being islamaphobic?
Yes.
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3 hours ago, Crawford said:
Genuinely didn't know this was a thing. Just checked and you save £16.20 doing this.
£44 Return from Dundee.
£27.80 Splitting tickets in Perth.
I both want to know and don't want to know how much I've wasted not knowing about this.
It’s being going on for years. Seems like the sort of thing a train ombudsman or whoever should be getting them telt for.
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11 minutes ago, ICTChris said:
Russell Brand has released a TikTok where he talks about how Jesus' last words were 'forgive them Father for they know not what they do'. He then talks about 'Lord Buddha' a bit and enlightenment. You couldn't get a clearer example of mixing clever sounding words into a giant pudding of meaninglessness than it.
I always found him relatively harmless entertainment anytime I saw him (Sachsgate aside) but when I heard or read somewhere a few years back that he genuinely thought he was Jesus/the 2nd coming/the messiah, that I thought perhaps all was not well upstairs.
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On 19/09/2023 at 22:25, jimbaxters said:
Said people need to give themselves a shake. If you eat meat, you don't give a crap how the animal died, how it was reared yes but that's purely for flavour and less intake of additives etc. To say one form of slaughter is worse than another is blatant hypocrisy.
I know Sarge is the master of deadpan humour but he is spot on here. You either eat meat or you don't. There's no halfway.
When your time is up would you rather die instantly or suffer for a few minutes?
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22 minutes ago, carpetmonster said:
I’d go Sadowitz from the POV any guests that walk out at the speech stage saves me money at the bar later.
Also, if anyone walks out on Sadowitz you’re discovering early on who to sever ties with before your married life begins.
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3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:
P&B has started leaking into my youtube recommendations:
Shot in an Asda car park after shopping - he literally did have a bag for life.
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1 hour ago, Empty It said:
I bought my Mrs a google pixel 7 just before going on holiday, she picked up new earphones for on the plane, I asked if she wanted a set of bluetooth ones "no I prefer wired ones" only to realise on the plane that there is no headphone jack. Had to share my earphones with her, raging.
What sort of lunatic “prefers” wired ones?
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1 hour ago, Dan Steele said:
Maybe that is how they found them, though.
My local dog park has a sign on the entrance gate saying ‘Please leave the park cleaner than you found it’.
Yeah, nah, I don’t think I’ll be cleaning up other dog’s shit thanks very much.
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23 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:
Hopefully a rabid horse kicks the c**t to death.
Does a rabid horse have a more painful kick than a healthy horse?
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Can’t believe people are getting worked up over completely harmless phrases like ‘wid’ or kick her in the pie’ on a football forum, unless of course you think they are to be taken literally.
Overused, shite patter - yes.
Dangerous language liable to lead to the breakdown of morals in society - probably not.
How sanitised and boring do folk want life to be?
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3 minutes ago, supermik said:
Greenie for the name calling, as for the rest… if you think that then, you stick with that thought. I know what I think.
I quite like “superprik”. I’m calling you that if you ever disagree with me.
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7 minutes ago, blackislekillie said:
"Pulling" a girl? "Pull" a woman. f**k sake. Think before you post.
It was a direct quote from the post I was quoting ffs.
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Be thankful you haven’t seen the video doing the rounds of a naked lady perched on her worktop above a frying pan. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.