Sorry, I don't have any pictures but mixing sun-dried tomatoes, sliced jalapenos and green olives stuffed with pimento is an outstanding canapé.
Would be nice on that bread of yours @MixuFixit
Is he not just trying to avoid getting banana on his hands and thus affecting his grip on the tennis racket?
FWIW, I agree. The c**t should peel his own banana (not a euphemism).