Ignoramus

They’ve taken away the line judges and the line calls are automated so I presume there’s no need for challenges?

Why don’t we just settle all of this chat about DGW’s 100th goal and he just scores another one today?

There goals and two subs in the first half, all going well then

Jesus Christ, this defence

Can anyone watching confirm whether it’s a back three or four?

A long afternoon then

That’s the way Sky had the team but surely not? I thought they might think of Nicoll or Docherty in the back three if they were determined to stick with that system.

I reckon this will be a pain in the arse for Harrington. My suspicion is that he was happy with Lowry in the team and picking Poulter, Garcia and Rose, with Weisberger missing out. Now with Lowry out of the team, he’ll likely get a pick meaning one of the above can’t get one.

A deal involving a transfer fee getting announced close to midnight on deadline day?! That’s box office stuff right there. Hope we invest some of whatever fee we have on a loan player, preferably an LB of a CB.

Do we know whether the Mitchell thing is actually happening or not?

We’re gonna play with two keepers to protect our hideous defence, Danny playing some 4D chess right here

More young Scottish talent being developed by the B teams Oh wait

Does this mean we’re getting a replacement or are we still paying that wage meaning no one coming in?

The Two Tories are away then. The box office choice - and the one the producers are trying to make happen - is for Jake and Liberty to be the other couple punted, but it'll be Aaron and Mary.

Still fancy him against Rumsby tbh

I think Ferguson has probably just opened a bottle of wine ahead of the weekend after being there to watch us play like that. I suspect he already knew we were rotten, but quite how bad he’s now seen with his own eyes.

“Highlights” so far have included Owen Andrew’s trampoline touch, Ally Love doing an extremely low-budget version of Wayne Rooney’s ‘ineffective quarterback’ phase circa 2018 and the world’s slowest bicycle kick attempt from Big Rob Jones. It has also, understandably, been played in a suitably funeral atmosphere. What a way to spend a lovely evening

Think we can safely file Docherty in that category as well

Heavens to Betsy it’s a defender! Joe Gorman mark two baby

This has to be a CB right?

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/aug/08/warren-gatland-favourite-among-lions-hierarchy-to-lead-2025-australia-tour?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Obviously a long way to go but I can see him boring us for a fourth tour unless a compelling alternative comes along. Townsend will never get it unless he does something silly like winning a GS. Jones is a possibility if he wants to get it up the Wallabies at that particular moment.

Dale and Abi/Mary it is then.

I thought fishmonger at first but cricket umpire is good. Teddy needs to move on here. Kaz and Tyler are going to win this I reckon.

Warburton out defending his Welsh colleague. Quelle surprise

I knew it would be him before I even looked at the updates, honest to God