Andy Dufresne

I Will let you know i have rather impressive bollocks.

Can you all wind your necks in,I have beer to drink not babysit the he said a bad word to me brigade.

Caravan park is back open after a month closure.

Hold the bus,we actually got a penalty.

Jeff Stelling didn't even try to pronounce Max's name lol He just said Falkirk are 1-0 up over Peterhead

The standard of scottish refs is awful

Of course you do,they will send you a letter every wee while and then give up.

Bloody heartbreaking.

Car passed it's MOT with an advisory for rear brake pads,just told the garage to do them as he only wanted £70 supply and fit.

Ivan Toney: Brentford striker accepts breaking FA betting rules - BBC Sport Toney looking at a lengthy ban

My car is in for it's 1st MOT tomorrow,also getting a service Arnold Clark service-£329 Local garage-£140

For Hilly

I can't be there but Gary Hill Forever A Bairn,you are legend mate.

I have gave him the rest of the weekend off

Nope but take the rest weekend off for being a pain in the arse.

Peterhead at home

What a difference it is having a proper fit RB

He choose his words very carefully as you say,sign of a good manager.

This is your last warning,wind your neck in or take the weekend away from P&B. You have been an arsehole on various threads this weekend.

Booked in to get a new windscreen fitted at Autoglass at 12pm and the guy says ohh I am not due to start your car till 1.40pm. Means I now have to sit till at least 4pm.

Wind your neck in please.

Just this year,i had 15 years service just last week.

Got a message on my DIAD at work yesterday saying to book my remaining holidays,i don't have any left,went in this morning and asked the person who does the holidays and it turns out i have 2 days left as i now have 15 years service so get an extra 2 days.I now get 28 days annual leave plus Stat holidays. Friday and Monday booked off the end of March2