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I'm just gutted Ngoo didn't get the chance to challenge for that league title he wanted
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Yeah I thought season 6 was definitely a wee dip on the previous seasons but still enjoyable. The Skype episode was great.
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That wasn't part of the deal, Blackheart. THAT WASNT PAAAAAAART!!
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Season premiere was all sorts of wonderful. And just to reassert its position as the best looking thing on telly, what about that closing shot?
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Think his night be my favourite thread on here, pishing myself reading back through it.
You're welcome
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Criminal that there's not been a Mallrats quote yet...
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I've got a good car sex related story.
About 10 years ago I got myself into a stupid relationship as a teenager and ended up living with a girl a few years older than me. It started off great but after 6 months it turned out she was a nutter and our relationship was shite.
Now that Ive got the disclaimer out the way for my behaviour........
I asked a female friend of mine if she would have any friends who were up for a good time to relieve my boredom. I expected to get told to bolt but to my amazement she had a friend who fitted the bill, who knew me and seemed quite keen. So she hooked us up and I picked the girl up one night and had my wicked way with her in the car.
I'd preplanned this adultery and I had spare clothes in a bag in the car, boxers etc included. After dropping the girl off I headed back to the scene of the crime (behind a factory) to get changed into my fresh clothes.
Literally as I pulled on the fresh boxers the Fucking cops pulled up!!!! They asked me why I didn't have trousers on and, fearing a stint on the register, I had to think fast.
I then told the cops that I had just finished work and, at this time of night, this was the safest place to go for a jog and I was simply changing from work clothes into running gear.
They bought this and said their goodbyes and left. Sadly though they only drove about 50 yards away and parked.
So I had to go a jog for about half an hour (to make it look realistic) lapping this factory as they just sat there, clearly not believing a word I had said.
Looking back I should've just told them the truth about the girl.
That's brilliant
You should have thought of it as a wee lap of victory.
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How about putting a car on the back of your sticker asking "how's my premium rate phone service?"
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After years of disappointment with get rich quick schemes, I know I'm going to get rich with this scheme. And quick.
Was coming in to post that.
Great minds, sir.
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McBain: But, captain, I can't avenge my partner's death with the pea shooter. Captain: I don't wanna hear it, McBain tha-that cannon of yours is against regulations! In this department, we go by the book. [McBain fires part of the book through the wall] McBain: Bye, book.
MEEEEENDOOOOOOOZAAAAAA!
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Homer: So come to The Legless Frog if you want to get sick and die and leave a big garlicky corpse. PS, parking was ample.
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Kingsman
Really enjoyable Bond-style film with over the top plot and silly humour. Action was done really well.
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Mr Burns is most definitely not underused.
In the first three or four seasons, he features MASSIVELY!
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Plenty worth watching. Great series. But after everything, what'll you remember most is the tits!
Is it sad that the thing I remember most is the stunning continuous shot from episode 4?
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Kurt Cobain Montage of Heck
I really enjoyed it, but it wasn't without its problems. Overlong, glossed over certain things, gets caught up in being too stylised rather than giving insight at times.
Some of the new footage was brilliant, some felt unnecessary.
The rotoscope style animations and the use of loud, live, alternate versions of their music were fucking brilliant.
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The theory of everything
Better than I thought it was going to be. I thought Gylenhaal had deserved the Oscar and he wasn't even nominated, but having now seen this I have no problem with Redmayne winning it. It is an incredible performance all things considered.Big Hero 6
Was good. Brought some original ideas to what is such a formulaic genre. Still felt a bit like a million other kids films but it was enjoyable and got a few really big laughs.
Watching it with the commentary of a four year old nephew on his third viewing adds extra hilarity.0 -
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Really enjoyed the whole season. Thought the finale was different to expectation - quite slow paced and thoughtful, with long scenes. I liked it.
Sets us up nicely for a second.
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The theory of everything
Better than I thought it was going to be. I thought Gylenhaal had deserved the Oscar and he wasn't even nominated, but having now seen this I have no problem with Redmayne winning it. It is an incredible performance all things considered.0 -
Hosting a Simpsons night on Saturday in the HAC bar in Irvine. Six episodes and a bunch of booze. Should be some laugh!
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The second Godfather is even better than the first. Magnificent films.
The third would be fine if it was called something else. As a third instalment in the Godfather series, it's nowhere near good enough.
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My first ICW show. What did folk think of it?
I thought it was good, not great. Enjoyable night out, but expected a bit more for what was one of their most highly anticipated events to date.
Will probably wait to see some of the card for the SECC show before deciding on tickets - If I miss out I miss out
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Don't know if its true but someone told me there's a removals company up North somewhere called Highland Clearances.
There's a domestic cleaning company down my way called Daily Poppins.
Another favourite is the chippy in Belfast called For Cod & Ulster...
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The Great Big Kilmarnock Thread
in Scottish Premiership General Chatter
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I was in exact same boat as you, had a tenner on myself. Only game I remember him being subbed off in that season too, meaning he never did get another chance after his fluffed efforts!