To be fair, if we'd mustered just a few more shots on target in that game at your place when you went down, then he might have managed. Cody Cooke in the record books for the softest hattrick ever recorded.
Yeah, I'm not being critical of your (Celtic's) approach - the best teams always have that side to them (harrying, disruptive, lots of niggly 'under the radar' fouls.) And while we're all here saying it didn't affect the result, it can't be easy as the away side seeing Collum pat your player on the back after the most stick-on yellow card challenge you'll ever see, and then see a further 17 fouls go without caution.