[FIFA Rage Page]

Can people exploit the game so that others experience severe lag whilst they don't? Just played in a game which took 5 minutes to reach 20 on the clock, and I counted the time between each (lengthy, about 2 seconds-long) blip - precisely 14 in-game seconds each time. He didn't seem to be lagging whatsoever - he could dribble, do his skills and seemed unaffected in defence while I was all over the place. Ended up quitting, extremely frustrating to play under

[Reasons to be Cheerful]

Film 4 last night by any chance? She's tremendous

Aye, surprised I've never seen it before, I quite enjoyed it. She constituted a large part of my enjoyment, but still!

[Reasons to be Cheerful]

Elisha Cuthbert in The Girl Next Door.

:wub: :wub:

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Physics was no bad. Only Chemistry left now. I reckon I'll have all B's at worst, could probably have had 5 A's if I was at all able to study. Frustrating.

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Shook hands with Frank Mulholland tonight (the Lord Advocate), who later gave a speech with an anecdote about some of the more peculiar duties associated with his job - which include spending 3 days per year inspecting lighthouses and regulating the publishing of Bibles.

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English was fairly easy and I'll be very disappointed if I haven't got a B. I might, just might, have an A. I think my essays were a bit short though - the line ruling always throws me!

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You don't necessarily need lots of quotes for an essay, with only one or two I can comfortably get 17-19's. I know a few basic over-used ones but that's all, I need to revise more to cover more types of questions.

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I'm far better at essays in English than the Close Reading (then again, in my school 30/50 for a Close Reading is regarded as excellent), the only issue being I haven't found or revised any quotes yet. I reckon I'll end up with a B which is quite frustrating, but given the fact I've had a disaster of a teacher, not all that bad.

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English is arguably my strongest subject. This should be interesting.

It'll be interesting for me too - I've had an incredibly incompetent teacher and haven't started finding or revising quotes yet.

[Sons' sorrow]

If Nicoll signs for Clyde then I'm getting a season ticket for Broadwood.

The word is that he's going back to Stranraer. He's denied it on his Twitter, but he's definitely a cut above the Third Division - in any case I can't see him coming to us for the peanuts we can offer, as much as I'd love to see him back.

[Grand Theft Auto V]

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

Higher Information Systems exam tomorrow - a bit of a damage limitation exercise. Aiming for the heady heights of a B.

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First exam next Tuesday - and it's my worst subject, Information Systems. Taught by a substitute Computing teacher who learned the course herself whilst teaching us, nobody attained a pass in the prelim - not one person in a class filled with pretty intelligent pupils got more than 40%. Add in the fact it's the most tedious subject in existence and only a handful of Scottish schools offer it, all roads are currently leading to C or below. Not good.

[FIFA Rage Page]

The thing I hate most about FIFA is that you can be on CoD and play games with an absolutely seamless connection, then you go on for a game of FIFA and the connection is unplayably poor.

[The Simpsons best bits]

[South Park]

THEY TOOK ERR JERBS

[Quick Question Thread]

Does anyone else remember the mushroom and wine variety of Pasta'n'sauce? I used to love it but I haven't seen it in years.

I think I posted the very same question on this thread a while back - can't remember whether or not it was answered but I believe they've been discontinued, which is a real shame as they were much better than the Chicken and Mushroom flavour I've now had to settle for.

[North Korea ...again]

I thought that was Clyde fans.

All fourteen of them.

Including the women.

You must've been misinformed somewhere along the line, there's only six of us.

[Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...]

I'm disgusted that the much-loved boot in the pie hasn't been mooted as a suitable remedy yet

[North Korea ...again]

It's no surprise the North Koreans are all so bitter, as I'm certain I read somewhere that, on average, their men have the smallest penises in the world.

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That fat c**t Jo Brand is the worst

Sarah Millican just about clinches it for me. I think I've posted several times on here about just how much I hate her. Grr.

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Female "comedians" always find some way to impose themselves on my TV screen. Not one of them is even remotely funny. I want to bang my head repeatedly off a brick wall.

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Someone on my Facebook just spelled "paedophiles" as "phedophilles" when talking about how he hopes Celtic "get to experience getting rapped up the arse [for a change]"

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What a cracking poster I am. I've also noticed that I usually only give greenies to people when they compliment me. Egomaniac.

I agree

[Annoying things people write on Facebook]

A "straight" boy in my year has started putting a single kiss at the end of his statuses. I'm ashamed to know him, it really is a weird as f**k thing to do, especially if you are or consider yourself to be a manly man.