SEETHING

Would put the mortgage on Hibs givin it t'Graysie til end o't'season if when Johnson is emptied. e: scratch that; I've just learned that Hibs employ Steve Kean already. Would be DELIGHTED with him in charge.

You dopes could learn a thing or two from this guy.

Home win, as the inevitable stroll to 3rd continues. Is Harry McKirdy Hibs' David Vanecek? Hyped up for ages (largely done by the player themselves), turned out to be absolute mince.

Does Stevie May play as well against other teams as he does against Hearts? For years we've been making him look like a homeless Messi.

I previously questioned Goodwin's judgment, but if he thinks that Aberdeen is an utter hole then he's clearly retained some of his faculties.

T'was ever thus.

Tonight's cakewalk notwithstanding, I think you'll find that Hearts fans have found McDairmid Park to be a toxic environment for over a decade.

No chance is Mince Roos-o better than big glaikit Joe btw.

Aberdeen: a city and a team on the up!

AND FUCKING STAY DOWN, LATVIAN MUGS

Absolutely delighted that we can skip a weekend of the Hertz playing shite and shipping lots of goals. Cheers Liz.

FTFY. Diving wee 4chan beard prat. Surprised at how seething I am at him costing us Europa League glory. It's like Paddy Kisnorbo costing us the game v Schalke 04 all over again.

They didn't though, did they.

Feel bad for you cretinous neutrals who watched that. No incidents to get excited about. Hertz played for penalties from the start, didn't quite get there. That's about it. Offered nothing, got nothing. Neilson out. Ra Berrz' fitness levels are extremely impressive.

Would graciously accept a forfeit from Rangers FC following their humiliating defeat tonight.

There’s still time to do this, friends.

Why have you idiots ruined this OTHERWISE EXCELLENT thread by turning it into some sort of general Hearts discussion, post juggernaut season?

Rename this thread "St Mirren Defeat Thread (featuring Heart of Midlothian)" immediately please. Beni and the Tynecastle Jets will see off the SIMD basement-dwellers with ease.

Told you we'd win comfortably.

Think about that old Dennis Wyness song - "he used to be shite, but now he's alright". Now invert it.

Pretty sure I could run rings around Pele these days tbf.

In fairness, value for money wise, this thread has been the best on this site ever IMO. ^^^ didn't read the Hearts juggernaut thread(s) imo