SEETHING

As if people are going to think you're talking about Harry Kane or Citizen Kane. Kane "from wrestling". Good lord.

How did Alloa vote viz league reconstruction please. Asking for a friend who has a Juggernaut Thread to update imminently.

They were champions-elect when they fluked their win, yes. The Brooklyn Brawler once pinned Triple H. These things happen.

No, that's obviously a highly successful football team who are champions of their prestigious league.

Is "Alloa Athletic" the name of a pub or something?

Don’t take this thread off-topic please.

Nae joy Brora

As ever, FOLLOWERS, I am grateful for your interest in this thread which EXCLUSIVELY CONCERNS the Champions' successful league campaign.

It was just. Banter.

Christ alive.

Daft little ground, silly game, f**k off.

CHAMPIONS 2 - 0 ERR UNITED. If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to witness it, FOLLOWERS, does it make a sound? If the Capital's most PRESTIGIOUS and RIGHT HONOURABLE team suffers an unjust TEMPORARY LOCATIONAL ADJUSTMENT and nobody is there to witness it, did it even really happen?! For the benefit of the BACKWATER DUNDERPATES and YAHOOS of the Chumpionship forum who did not understand the subtle parallel that I have CRAFTED above, I am of course referring to Heart of Midlothian's brief SOJOURN in this LAUGHABLE league. Yet another routine win achieved with a minimum of style and effort, against yet another ENTIRELY NONDESRIPT outfit of brickies and bus drivers. I am of the FIRM BELIEF that your Champions could simply forfeit every remaining fixture and still hold a COMMANDING LEAD over the BUMBLING JACKANAPES who RISIBLY call themselves "competitors". I GENUINELY HAVE NO INTEREST WHATSOEVER in which JOBBERS are next due to step in the ring with HULK HEARTS, but you can rest assured that the Champions will continue to RUN WILD on the PROVINCIAL PATSIES.

That's what was happening until he was sent off.

I truly believe that Heart of Midlothian and Rangers have inspired each other to coast through our respective leagues. No doubt Neil Doncaster and the members of the "independent" Celtic-minded arbitration panel have been absolutely spewing at how class has told in the end.

Many congratulations to Rangers on behalf of all right-thinking Scottish football fans for making Celtic's eight and a half tainted titles seem like utter utter failure to their cretinous fans.

Probably a wise move not to frame this as a juggernaut thread, particularly if Colin Doyle is still your starting goalkeeper next season.

CHAMPIONS 2 - 1 DUNGDEE "FOLLOWERS, it's Dungdee."

BINVERNESS WALLYDONIAN WHISTLE 1 - 1 CHAMPIONS Like me, FOLLOWERS, you have no doubt been BAMBOOZLED and CONFUDDLED at the very occasional performance from the Champions that does not amount to a STEAMROLLERING of the opposition. Well, I have CRACKED the mystery. Your 2020-21 Champions have been indulging in PERFORMANCE ART. "HARK", they say, "QUIVER in terror at our GARGANTUAN lead at the top of this MEAGRE LEAGRE, despite employing a NINCOMPOOP manager and deliberately playing terribly very occasionally!" The message could not be clearer, FOLLOWERS. The CAPITAL CONQUERORS are demonstrating their obvious superiority by CAKEWALKING their way to the title with one hand tied behind their collective back. Quite MAGNIFICENT and POWERFULLY EROTIC, I'm sure you will agree. When the Champions decide to call a LONG OVERDUE INTERLUDE to said performance art, I will put EQUIVALENT EFFORT into my corresponding match report.

Tbf Dundee and its citizens/service users exude the air of rampant drug misuse, so there may be something to that characterisation too.

Yeah sorry; I'm an Edinburgher so the silent red dot is a characteristically passive-aggressive way of marking my disapproval of your awful opinion viz Leith.

Glaswegian "friendliness" is a thin veil that barely conceals the constant internal strife to be The Most Gallus. A sickening affliction.

CHAMPIONS 1 - 1 GREENOCK MARTIN Like me, FOLLOWERS, you have no doubt been BAMBOOZLED and CONFUDDLED at the very occasional performance from the Champions that does not amount to a STEAMROLLERING of the opposition. Well, I have CRACKED the mystery. Your 2020-21 Champions have been indulging in PERFORMANCE ART. "HARK", they say, "QUIVER in terror at our GARGANTUAN lead at the top of this MEAGRE LEAGRE, despite employing a NINCOMPOOP manager and deliberately playing terribly very occasionally!" The message could not be clearer, FOLLOWERS. The CAPITAL CONQUERORS are demonstrating their obvious superiority by CAKEWALKING their way to the title with one hand tied behind their collective back. Quite MAGNIFICENT and POWERFULLY EROTIC, I'm sure you will agree. I trust that Greenock Martin will enjoy his souvenir point from the home of the Champions; a well-deserved reward for parking his JALOPY in the Tynecastle goalmouth like he was playing Hearts circa 2014. The juggernaut rolls ever onwards.

Three Hearts LEGENDS in that picture (and Craig Gordon).

Josh Ginnelly - our only competent winger despite having signed five of late - gubbed his hamstring (ending his season) a couple of weeks ago.