Deanburn Dave

So it was a trick question !! Devious sleekit barsteward.........you must have some Lithgae blood in you.

Next door neighbour goes out at 6.30am and scrapes ice off his wife's car. Sexist pig !! My wife is dropping HUGE hints I should do the same.

Nothing that will affect Camelon so relax and go about your business.

That Sunday Sport story reminded me why I don't read the Sunday Sport !! I confess I had to Google "Belgian biscuit" to see what it was........a sign I have led a sheltered life.

Good all-round performance by the BU's against Dundonald. Comfortable win v 10 men. Their big defender was on a yellow when MacKenzie (my MOTM) knocked it past him and he clattered him leaving the referee no option but to dish out a 2nd yellow. BU the better side by a wide margin today.

3-1 FT

Calum Smith heads in for Dundonald 3-1

Marty Wright 3-0. Nice set up by Mackenzie

Marty Wright finishes a scramble 2-0 Boness

Mackenzie belter of a strike....1-0 Boness

Boness 0 Dundonald 0. Dundonald down to 10 men.

Just watched Question Time this morning. A fine example of the wide division of views and the difficulties ahead for the UK.

Well done to the club for getting the game on.

I will stake my reputation as the top P&B Weatherman that the BU game will be ON. Just been out walking the last hour and I feel there's a wee spot of rain coming before midnight followed by cloudy skies. A very cold miserable day tomorrow but I reckon Newtown Park will be okay for the game. Mon the thaw !!!

Wrong to describe it as merely fed up IMO. That looks higher up the scale , probably best described as Totally Scunnered.

Reading the report on Scotland schoolboys v Patrick Thistle youngsters Tiwi Deramola appears to have had a cracking game. Heard on Saturday that he is only on loan to the BU's until end of January. Hopefully his parent club can be persuaded to let him stay until the end of the season.

Perhaps a Viagra overdose as he tries to keep up with his 30 year old girlfriend.

The Chinese have already secured a lot of assets and trade deals in Africa. They announced a further 60 billion US dollars of investment only a few months ago. The UK cannot compete with that level of investment.

Rumoured that tomorrow Theresa May will be wearing Geri Halliwell's Union Jack dress in a late desperate attempt to secure the Tory votes.

He's from Linlithgow, mark my words he's guilty of something.

Sounds about right.

Half way through our league campaign and we are on target for that top 5 finish. BU v Dundonald Bluebell on Saturday at Newtown Park will hopefully be a more enjoyable experience for the BU faithful.

It was a committee man who when asked by a raging supporter why Snowdon wasn't playing made the reference to a plastic pitch. Made no sense at all to anyone. I wonder if the management staff are fed up with players picking and choosing the games they play in.

Snowdon refuses to play 90mins on plastic pitches as it knackers his joints for the following week.

I presumed that wee Dev wasn't fully fit. Why else would you pick a transfer listed player ahead of a regular.